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Logo Kids (often referred to as Logo Spergs, Logotards, or Logofags) are incel basement-dwelling weirdos (typically underage and/or autistic, also many of them are beaners) with an unhealthy obsession (and in some cases, fetish) over TV/Movie logos. They're typically found on YouTube, uploading hundreds of crappy opening/closing logo "edits", "baby show" outros, and shitty rants on people they don't like. When they're not doing that, they're either engaging in keyboard war with a rivaling Logofag faction on Jewtube or pretty much any social media site that doesn't have a mental age policy, or making butthurt grounded videos out of them using GoAnimate/Vyond or Plotagon (of course, they'll add a shitty logo at the end to certify their batshittery).
Many can very easily be pissed off. However, there are some who will either cockblock you the second you post your honest critique in their comments section, not understand what you're saying and just respond with something unrelated that can only be comprehended by other like-minded Logotards, or try to mask their insecurity by "respecting your opinion". Either way, if you come across a logofag, you've come across potential lolcow material and should get to work immediately at milking the fuck out of them until they an hero themselves.
Ways to spot Logo Kids:
- If their YouTube channel has any of the following in their name:
- (thing they like)Yes(thing they hate)No
- (thing they like)FTW(thing they hate)FTL
- VGCP, TPNG, EDCP, OWN or anything similar
- However because that shit's grown old, most modern Logo Editors follow this naming format:
- Media(Logo name, nationality or word mashup)(Logo/Video)Editor (Random 3-digit number) (optional UTTP stuff)
- If they claim to be associated with any of the aforementioned abreviated cyber police forces.
- If they comment “plays in (made up shit) 20xx VHS” on any random youtube video.
- If their Youtube channel is chock full of content involving TV/Movie Logos, Baby Shows, Grounded videos, shitty rants, shitty top 10 vids, Thomas the Tank Engine, and pretty much anything within their autistic cohort.
- If the "about" section of their youtube channel has cringey blockfag-induced rules.
- If they comment "requests" on a logo video.
- If their comments and/or DMs contain piss-poor grammar.
- If they are a member of the Closing Logos Wiki.
- If they try to force their Logo obsession upon those around them.
- If they're subscribed to SuperMarioLogan.
- If they have a page here on ED (see below).
Typical Logofag Videos
This is the kind of content you'd expect from some dense newfag on the internet with a serious case of Peter Pan Syndrome up their ass. Almost every video has an edited opening/closing logo (again, because they're braindead incels), and usually involves some other logo kid and/or an otherwise sensible person who posted honest critique getting grounded for long periods of time.
An even more obscure ritual; taking a logo, ræping the fuck out of it with every possible visual/audio effect in Windows Movie Maker or a cracked Sony Vegas (if lucky), and uploading it to Jewtube. Most of the time it's either the THX Logo or the Klasky Csupo closing logo, but it can be literally anything. The "effects" they add in are usually very specific and have names such as "G-major 658", "I raped X effect" or "SuperDenseCloudChord V6". And don't you fuck up anything in the recipe of their precious effects. Something as minor as having a Sony Vegas effect slider off by a hundredth of a unit when making an effect is punishable by severe butthurt in the comments, where the autistic children shout "WRONG!!!!!!!1" and point out the exact slider and tell you the correct value down to a microscopic scale. And the next time you fuck it up you're driven into an heroism.
If you thought the main section of logotards was neurotic, this cult will make your non-existent brain implode. Logo Editors are a massive homogeneous hivemind; all of their videos are the same shit, the "effects" follow a strict formula, and every logosperg who is bothered enough to change their profile picture every week to match the current trending PFP style will do so (most of these are literally boxes with a logofag's abbreviated name on them; some come with a bunch of fucking Gacha OC's on them). It can be argued that these "people" are not even human, and the few that actually are often develop into mentally wrecked abominations that should be put down. And some aren't even spastic children either; There is an unhealthy amount of manchildren who have spent most of their teenage years making these redundant videos and thus irreversibly nerfing their mental capacities for eternity.
Logofag effect videos are notable for their use of earrape, as anyone can tell.
Notable Logo Kids
- 20th The Catdog Fan - Bri'ish little kid who makes really shitty videos with even shittier editing software because his mommy won't let him buy Plotagon Premium. Nothing more to say.
- Alanchung516517/alan0986125 - Azn logopussy and verified simp from Hong Kong. He has little command over the Engrish language, but he's very much milkable.
- Aldwin Panny - Some 22-year-old Belgian who currently makes videos involving Windows.
- Anthonytoney - Some nobody who tried to doxx people.
- Bradyrhino - A manchild who obsesses over baby shows and arcade games. Need we say more?
- CaillouAndKlaskyCsupoFTW Payne RogersFTL VGCP - A Russian kid who has a strong hateboner for some random nobody named Payne Rogers.
- dalelandorf7 - DA logotard who also has a toilet pissing fetish.
- Diogo Mendes - Some 16-year-old Portuguese who is well known for fucking up BonziWORLD.
- Erik "Tazman" Mokracek - A 41-year-old midlife-crisis-child with an obsession over Sylvanians and DragonTales characters sitting on the floor in the back seat of cars when they are 4 years old.
- FerrisBuellerFanatic 2001 David’s Movie House - Some 18-year-old who, as the name suggests, is a fucktard who makes VHS openings. Who would have fucking known?!
- FrancosChannel - Typical child who apparently has an obsession with Furbies.
- FurbyYes GummibärNo VGCP - He only made a couple of videos, either he has committed an hero or has finally stepped out of the Logokid Phase.
- Garrett Simmers (formerly)
- Geoshea (from his series "MYCUN" (MinionsYESCarriesUnderwoodNO) - 21-year-old who got outed for pedophilia.
- James E.J VGCP - Some Random Basketball European from France who makes shitty Plotagon Videos
- Keegan Salisbury - A well known 17-year-old who abused his ex-girlfriend Kylie Monek.
- Kyoobur9000 - Known for shitting out trends such as the "I Accidentally X" or "Giygas"
- Memy9909 - An unmilked Logocow who probably an heroed himself or grew out of the phase long ago.
- No. Entertainment - The only good Logo Editor in existence, period.
- Omegalore - Autist pedofag and certified Go!Fag who actually uses his own shitty voice instead of TTS. He also makes crappy Doom mods.
- Painkiller99/Vaati Rants - A Canadian elitist metalhead logotard who mostly focuses on older logos from the 60s, 70s, & 80s because he's one of those kids born in the wrong generation.
- Plush Star - Obsessed Nickfag whose videos mostly consist of "throwback schedules" and character voice swapping.
- SLN! Media Group - Logotard group consisting of Pedophiles and their potential victims.
- The Cartoon Fan VGCP - Some VGCPeePee bottombitch who basically just archives VHS and DVD Openings in the same lieu as Warren Cook. At least they're legit.
- The Michael Boiko Productions 2021 / AUTTP VGCP HD - Some Russian logokid who makes shitty logo and Preview 2 Sparta Remix videos.
- Timbox - Incel loser with an obsession over Kids Shows, Asian Girls, and Dinosaurs.
- VHSDVDS&CDSyes badwordsno VGCP EDCP - Some manchild who obsesses over Baby Einstein, Blue's Clues, The Wiggles, etc.
- Warren Cook - By far the most definitive example of a Logokid. Known for his Fake VHS Openings that generated a nonstop influx of butthurt and grounded videos being made out of him, leading to one of the biggest Logofag upheavals of the mid-2010s.
- Angry German Kid
- Ass Burgers - what 99.9% of all logofags have
- Battle for Dream Island - fap material for a lot of logofags
- BonziWORLD - A dead website that was filled to the brim with logofags. You know who to thank for that.
- Children - what a lot of them are
- Closing Logos Wiki
- Chuck E. Cheese
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Greeny Phatom
- Invader Zim
- Le wrong generation
- Lucyfag (also Logotards)
- My Little Pony
- Roblox - a Logo Kid's vidya of choice
- Teen Titans
- The Loud House
- Vyond - shitty animation software used by logofags
- YouTube Poop
|Logo Kids is part of a series on Aspies.||[Sperg out]|
Logo Kids is part of a series on YouTube.