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Lisa Ventura is the 32-year-old Conservative candidate in the affluent St Clement Ward in Worcester, England who took the final solution and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING when it was discovered by the Birmingham Post that she used the alias Rose McCaine to discuss her sex life, sell and review sex toys, and publish her own and others erotic fiction on her website eroticfiction.org that she had been running for 7 years. The Conservatives were widely expected to claim victory in the St Clement seat, that they had previously won by a large majority. However after her "double life" had been exposed, the Public Relations Consultant lost her seat as Labour enjoyed a massive 18 point swing as the Conservatives lost control of the town hall, shattering her dreams (according to her deleted myspace) of "being the next female Prime Minister". She is unfortunately not related to the awesome Professional Wrestling legend Jessie "Slack Jawed Faggots" Ventura.
- Anal Sex & How To Enjoy It
- Online Dating & Cybersex
- Plug In Pleasure
- A Web Of Seduction
- The Amsterdam Experience
- At Your Service
- The College Student
- The Gym Instructor
The Horny Writing of a Conservative Candidate
- A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- Cliterature: My First Love by Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- Lisa Ventura reviews the Rampant Rabbit - mirror down
- Taking Lessons in Group Sex by Lisa Ventura - mirror down
- News Covered in The Sun UK - removed
- eroticfiction.org - Deleted and Destroyed !!!!
- Rose McCaine Myspace - Deleted !!!!
- Lisa Ventura's Myspace- Deleted !!!1
- Lisa Ventura's Blogspot - Deleted !!!!
- Her Business Website - Still Up!!!11
- Feminazi Website - Deleted !!!1
- - Slimming Website - Redirected to Google
Contact Her for teh Lulz:
- Skype: msmassmedia
- MSN Messenger: ms_mass_media
—an extract from A Way Of Seduction By Lisa Ventura