Linda Sarsour

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Linda Sarsour is the mastermind behind the Women's March, which was, surprise, a march funded by George Soros and his cronies. A Palestinian social justice warrior who is pro-Hamas, she claims she is an advocate for Sharia Law, which is completely against the LGBT rights she claims she is fighting for. She was a follower of Bernie Sanders during his presidential campaign, and tries shutting down any criticism of Islam as "muh islamophobia!" She also is an advocate of leftist terrorist group Black Lives Matter.

On January 21, 2017, Sarsour organized a march called the Women's March, which she claims was a social justice movement, but in reality, she did it to push her pro-Shariah stance. After people called it out for being nothing but a ruse for her actual motives, the hashtags #IMarchWithLinda and #IstandWithLinda were created by leftist SJWs to defend her.


On March 8, 2017, along with a bunch of social justice warriors still upset over the 2016 American election results, decided to have "A Day Without Women" protests, not even a few weeks after the Women's March. She was arrested along with a few other SJWs for disturbing the peace. Of course, libtards were in full force with starting the #FreeLinda hashtag, not realizing that she is more than happy to see gays thrown off buildings than actually supporting LGBT rights.

Fake hate crimes, and how to profit from them

Sarsour has taken up the cause of Rahma Warsame and raised over $80,000 for what appears to be yet another fake hate crime.

Sarsour Defense Force

To nobody's surprise, she has people on mainstream media and Twatter ready to white knight her when she gets criticized or facts are pointed to her. One in particular is CNN's Sally Kohn, who fantasizes of licking Linda's cunt every chance she gets. She, like Sarsour, is an advocate of Shariah law, which makes Kohn a traitor to being a Jewess. When she's shown facts that Shariah law is against LGBT and all that shit, she claims facts are islamophobic, which is fucking ironic because Kohn is a dyke.

Linda Sarsour x Louis Farrakhan

When they talk about Farrakhan, call me a hater, you know how they do, call me an anti-Semite. Stop it, I'm anti-termite.


—The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, referring to himself in the third person again

Sarsour is bff with The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, who speaks the truth about Islam and the Jews, and expresses the attitudes these religions have toward such degenerate groups as homos, trannies and whores. Thankfully nobody on the Left has bothered her about this, but Jake Tapper did run this exchange, which was missed by most:

The controversy has now extended from Sarsour to many Democrats who agree with Farrakhan's assertion that trannies, fags, and Jews are all subject to God's wrath per the Koran. Some on the right have questioned this apparent hypocrisy but the left media circled the wagons and buried the story until after the midterms. After the midterms, the story came roaring back, with Sarsour and fellow lesbian cuntlapper Tamika Mallory caught in the crosshairs only days before the 2019 Women's March (for rights that were already granted in the 1920s). The 2019 Women's March suffered an 80% decline in attendance due to this affiliation of the upper management and Minister Farrakhan. Even the DNC backed away from this shitshow, afraid of alienating their rich Jewish donors.

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