Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage

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Espen Andersen Bråthen
Born October 18, 1983
Nationality Danish  MiniflagDenmark.png
High Score 5 killed, 3 injured
Top 50? Nee
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Nei


   
 
Hello. I’m a messenger. I come with a warning. Is this really what you want? And for all who want to make up for themselves, so it’s time. Bear witness that I am a Muslim...
 

 
 

—Espen Andersen Bråthen, prophet of Allah

Some fjord nigger from Denmark went postal in a small town near Oslo, Norway on October 13, 2021. Instead of using guns like your average loser rampage killer however, this fucking goy played the Kongsberg level on hard mode by using a superior Norse engineered bow and arrow to rack up the points. He even managed to get a higher KDA than your average wannabe spree killer like Philip Manshaus, Nasim Aghdam, Stephan Baliet and of course, the couch cuck himself, William Atchison.


Inspired by the words of Allah, Bråthen spread the hadith throughout Norway and showed them the ways of the religion of peace by 420 no-scoping noob infidels Skyrim style. He broke into the homes of frail old people and shot them with arrows before slicing them with a knife. One of the noobs that got pwned was a somewhat renowned metal singer named Andrea Meyer Haugen.

Espen Bråthen was BTFOd by his parents a few months prior to the attack for being a crazy fuck and had been under the watchful eye of Big Brother since he converted to Islam in 2015. If convicted, Bråthen will be placed in a 5-star Norwegian prison retreat for a decade long vacation.

Leaked gameplay footage of the attack.

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 5/20 5 dead, 3 injured
Accuracy: 18/20 Shot an off duty police officer in the ass, best part of the human body but should’ve went for the rack itself.
Style: 25/20 The bow and arrow adds much needed variety to the already saturated mass-shooting genre.
Butthurt: 20/20 Has people arguing for both deregulation of gun control altogether and for the banning of bow and arrows.
Bonus: 20/20 Failed to convert anyone to Islam but spread Lulz across Scandinavia
Total Score: 88/100 (B)
You still will never be Anders.
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