Kitty0706

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Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) was a fat, semi-psychotic gmodder who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself cancer. He posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he definitely wasn't one and you are gravely mistaken for thinking otherwise. If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.


   
 
I do not own a Furaffinity, for those who think I'm on that weird site.
 

 
 

—Kitty0706, suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Failing Health and Death

Colin in healthier times

Kitty0706 wasn't always the bald, bloated, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained yiffing had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of AIDS known as Leukemia.

The quality of his videos started deteriorating as the disease took its toll, and he became fatter and balder until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. Coincidentally, this was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby circlejerk wasn't the size of the Moon.

As of January 25, 2015; Kitty0706 was reported dead. Twitter-favicon.png Source In a disgusting display of memorial page tourism, Colin's Legacy.com page was plastered with a bunch of furry shit, adding shame to the family's grief.

YouTube

Team Fabulous 2
At least it's only 30 seconds long
Moments with Heavy - French Toast

As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.

Quotes

   
 
Getting out of the hospital today. Reason why was a high blood sugar, but strangely enough, I didn't feel sick at all really the whole stay.
 

 
 

—Kitty0706 , lrn2diet

   
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE NUMBERS MEAN IN MY NAME LOLHAHAHLOAOLLOAH

 

 
 

—Kitty0706 , aren't you clever?

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Remember, he's not a furry.

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