Kenneth Eng

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This man may have a point!

Overtly? Moar liek o rly, amirite?
Kenneth Eng - minutes before his arrest.

Kenneth Eng is an Azn supremacist who was fired from his AsianWeek Newspaper tenure after publishing a lulzy anti-nigra column titled "Why I hate Blacks."

Kenneth Eng is also a 23-year-old New York-based science fiction writer, successful troll, and self-proclaimed God Of The Universe. A writer gifted with pretentious and astonishingly stilted prose and an inflated sense of self-worth, he is now unemployed and will likely be seen living in a box off Polk street in San Francisco, where he will give notably bad handjobs for crack before being forced into sexual servitude by a legion of large, angry, black lesbians.

However, until then, you may be able to watch him act increasingly erratic on Fox News as sense of impending doom increases in direct proportion to the decrease in his meager life savings.

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Here is a list of reasons why we should discriminate against blacks, starting from the most obvious down to the least obvious:

  • Blacks hate us. Every Asian who has ever come across them knows

they take almost every opportunity to hurl racist remarks at us.

In my experience, I would say about 90 percent of blacks I have met, regardless of age or environment, poke fun at the very sight of an Asian. Furthermore, their activity in the media proves their hatred: Rush Hour, Exit Wounds, Hot '97, etc.

  • Contrary to media depictions, I would argue to blacks are

weak-willed. They are the only race that has been enslaved for 300 years. It's unbelievable that it took them that long to fight back.

On the other hand, we slaughtered the Russians in the Japanese-Russo war.

  • Blacks are easy to coerce. This is proven by the fact that so

many of them, including Reverend Al Sharpton, tend to be Christians.

Yet, at the same time, they spend much of their time whining about how much they hate "the whites that oppressed them."

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Christianity the religion that the whites forced upon them?

  • Blacks don't get it. I know it's a blunt and crass comment,

but it's true. When I was in high school, I recall a class debate in which one half of the class was chosen to defend black slavery and the other half was chosen to defend liberation.

Disturbingly, blacks on the prior side viciously defended slavery as well as Christianity. They say if you don't study history, you're condemned to repeat it.

In high school, I only remember one black student ever attending any of my honors and AP courses. And that student was caught cheating.

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'Mental Health'

During the FOX interview, Eng looks down, stutters, and shakes his leg. HE also bitches that he is angry due to discrimination against him. But he also discriminates against everyone else. This evidence suggests he is motherfuckingpsychopath.

Cyborg Dragons

Kenneth Eng, GOD AND MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. Digitally remastered to remove all black and white from scenes.

In an exclusive interview on FOX News, Eng, defends his position on the inferiority of blacks by discussing them in the context of "cyborg dragons in the middle ages".... really. No, really. He does.

The summary of the entire book, I'm going to buy 29 copies.

Kenneth Eng doesn't care about white people

Prior to writing the article on blacks, Eng wrote a nice little piece the white devil. Interestingly, this article wasn't pulled by AsianWeek. Hating black persons is bad, but it's aww-righttt to hate whitey.

White people hate us and will always hate us. Here is a 
simple list of evidence, going from the most obvious down to the 
least obvious:

   1. How many American films feature Asian heroes who are not 
   2. If someone makes a negative comment about a black person, 
all of the whites get hopping mad. Make a negative comment about 
the Asian race and nobody cares.
   3. Most Asians know that everywhere we go, white/black/Hispanic 
people hurl racist remarks at us. I have already received about 10 
racist remarks in the past three months and I have only been out 
of my home a handful of times.
   4. In 1982, Vincent Chin was killed by two white people, 
Michael Nitz and Ronald Ebens. Both murderers went free, as the 
judge claimed that they were not the type of people who deserved 
to be in prison.
   5. Chai Vang righteously killed six white people after they 
approached him with guns first. Unlike the “men” who murdered 
Vincent Chin, brave Mr. Vang was sentenced to life.
   6. Asian civil rights activities receive virtually no media 
attention. Yet Rosa Parks was pretty much honored as a hero just 
because she refused to give up her seat. This is curious because 
Vincent Chin died to defend his race. Why hasn’t he been given an 
award? It is quite naïve to think that all of this can be 
explained by claiming that whites are not “enlightened” or that 
whites lack awareness of our issues. It is even more immature to 
think that things will get better if only we continue to protest 
peacefully through lame marches and letters to the producers of 
(insert any American TV show here). Animals, through evolution, 
are intrinsically developed to detest organisms that are 
different; the obvious reason being that conformity to a certain 
level increases the chances of a species’ survival. Since humans 
are part of the animal kingdom, it should be no surprise that 
whites have evolved to hate Asians, who have a strikingly 
different appearance than them.

Furthermore, we do live in an age where “political correctness” 
and anti-racism are in vogue. Why then, are there virtually no 
Asian heroes in the media? This is solid proof that we are enemies 
in the eyes of the Aryans. If even in an epoch where equality is 
an important matter they still do not treat us as equals, then 
what hope is there that they will ever treat us equally?

More importantly, why should we care? We vastly outnumber them. 
When you have a disobedient child, you do not give him gifts to 
make him abide to your will. You show him the cane.

The article in AsianWeek or Google Cache

Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate

The crappy book Kenneth has been trying unsuccessfully to pimp, via IGN, Fox, Amazon - basically everywhere.
Proof that Whites inherently hate Asians

In addition to being almost ironically racist, Kenneth Eng used the Fox interview to try and pimp his crappy sci-fi novel. This behavior has led some EDiots to believe that Eng is just an attention whore whose book sales have now consigned his furry faggotry to the $2 dump bin out the front of Barnes & Noble.

God of the Universe

After scribing several novels in his own head about anthropomorphic animals flying around a billion years in the future or other such, Kenneth came to the fantastical discovery that he was God.

The reason why I call myself god of the universe is be-- is um because it's a play on religion it's a parody. First of all I'd just like to say that uhh solipsism proves that umm my philosophy is that since I'm the only consciousness I'm I'm aware of therefore solipsism must be real. Therefore since perception creates reality in both the quantum and math, uh, relativistic realms I must be God. So the only reason why uh-- so if there is such a thing as God he's me. Either worship me or uh, you know, or forsake religion


—The deity speaks, or mumbles, whatever.

I must determine how to infallibly alter any reality of the Multiverses to my bidding, while maintaining cosmic perfection and symmetry. Even Dennagon, albeit he is omnipotent, does not have the answer to this riddle.


Saving the World

Kenneth is the only person on Earth who can truly save the world: this is because he is Asian.

Fails at Employment

Eng has used his aforementioned shitty book to try and secure a job at IGN. The considered response of the IGN staffers was a firm DO NOT WANT.


FYIAD.. fursona?

The internets offer a possible explanation for Eng's batshit insanity; he's a furry.

This doesn't make much sense at first, because dragons don't have fur. Unfortunately furries accepted dragons into their asinine fandom at least 100 weeks ago, despite the fact that most dragon "furries" are even more insane than otherkin and just as insufferable as babyfurs.

Ergo, it's all their problem now.

The Kenneth Eng Fan club.

Reaction to VA Tech

Eng got on YouTube to troll the VA Tech shootings and then mumble for six and a half minutes until forcing a pathetically fake laugh. Unfortunately, Eng is a Niggercrackergook who can't figure out how to allow embedding, so NING-CHOW, NIP NONG GOW.

EDIT: OMG those racist assholes at JewTube removed the video!!!111

EDIT2: And here it is again.

Kenneth's Girl Friend.

Pwnd by the white man

Eng is now in jail, and took the Jewish route by taking the plea agreement his lawyer got him. He is currently undergoing re-education in one of the governments many azn brainwashing facilities, here are some lulzy quotes from the article:

Eng is accused of yelling at Addison, saying, "If your dog bites me, I will kill you and your family," and then swinging a hammer at her, missing her by inches.


Eng also told the New York weekly that his own plan for a similar killing spree at New York University was aborted only because he couldn't afford a weapon. He was arrested on the assault and harassment charge after that article appeared, a day before the NYU commencement.


Did you know?

  • He would save his plushies first if his house burned down.
  • He regularly dreams about "Escaping this prison of a planet and physically entering the 0th Dimension as an anthropomorphic shark."
  • He only reads his own books which he is writing in his head 24/7.
  • He is god.
  • He uses hath instead of has.
  • He believes that there exists a 0th dimension where anthropomorphic organisms battle in the early universe.
  • If he could have dinner with any five people it would be "Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin, and my future self." 4 out of 5 are white devils. He must be planning to poison their food...


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