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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., a.k.a. John McCain, Mike Pence, The Cat in the Hat, #Sleepy Joe, or JoePedo, is a former American life guard, Trucker and Vaudville who is best known as the side bitch of president Shane Diesel. His gaffes, dementia, and pedophiliac behavior are staples of his political routine. Kamala Harris won the Democratic 2020 Presidential Candidate nomination. As the Democrats' figurehead, Vice President Biden promises to live up to the role of Steward.

In November of "THE WORST YEAR EVER", The Steward falsified the election and ascended to the throne of Vice president of the USA, proving that being a pedophile isn't a deal-breaker for America. Now, Biden actually has to leave his malt shop memories behind. His President Kamala Harris, and blacks wait like goddamned vultures.

Joe Biden was inaugurated as the 49th Vice President of the USA on January 20th, 2021, after Trump tried to defend the Republic against a hostile domestic threat. The worst was yet to come.




You'll have to excuse Uncle Joe. He hasn't eaten in awhile.
   
 
Well I tell you what, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
 

 
 

—Joe Biden, Presidential Hopeful Explaining his Sociological Concept of Race.

   
 
There are probably anywhere from 10 to 15 percent of the people out there that are just not very good people
 

 
 

An interesting percentage...

   
 
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids!
 

 
 

—Wait...



2020 Dark Horse campaign

After Hillary's failure to secure the White Supremacy, Delaware Joe was picked as their VP. Mostly because rose tinted memories of the Obama Adminstration was literally their only chance of a lasting hope and change. It was then decided that Joe would fall up the stairs in the 2020 election much to the chagrin of Lemon Party Bernie Sanders supporters as it was his last chance to run for the president, much like Joe since both of them will most likely be dead by 2024. The mothballs don't even care that he likes to purr at dog faced pony soldiers. In one of his demerits, his attention fell, and in another one, a blood vessel in his eye flattented and left him clear-eyed until the end. It's clear to say that this was the most entertaining Papal election as this makes a greater mockingbird of Merklaw.

Glass Biden Joe
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The somatic effect of restraining oneself from groping everyone in the room.


   
 
What the hell 'concerns', man? You wanna wrestle?
 

 
 

—2020-2024, the New Golden Era of WWE.

Children issues

Pedobear approved!
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What would you do if a child was in front of you?
Metal Gear Biden


   
 
That’s why I’m running. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.
 

 
 

—Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Slowly cross yourself, do a 360°, and walk away...


   
 
If you agree with me go to Joe... 3-0....3-3-0, and help me in this fight. Thank you very much.
 

 
 

—Zip Code for Atlanta, Georgia and Last Possible Location of his Medication.

   
 
We cannot let this, we've never allowed any crisis from the civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17- all the way round - 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle. The way that we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct the public health
 

 
 

—Joe Biden, Practicing the Ancient Arts of Necropoliticimancy.


Kamala Harris Selected as Shadow President

After spending several years in his house falling up the stairs and chasing his dog around while in the buff, the DNC selected Goose Stepping Kamala Harris (no relation to Hitler) to be President. Kamala is a Foxxxy Mulatto black/indian whose married to a Jew, so she was the perfect choice to appeal to suburban white women who want to appear woke by voting for a colored person but don't want to go too far.

Kamala is a former State Prosecutor from San Francisco, a city much like any run of the mill Cosmopolitan Utopia where the streets are littered with shit and aids of all kinds and where the homeless situation is so severe several nonbinary intersectional ANTIFA members are looking into a final solution for the Domestically challenged.

After George Foreman overdosed on knee to the neck Minneapolis in May, while a crowd of colored people watched like cuckolds witnessing Shane Diesel fuck their wives. Democrats changed their relationship status with law enforcement to it's complicated in pursuit of Big Black Cocks to satisfy their racial fetish. As such Kamala's record as Grillbitch which included unreasonable actions such as locking up Niggers didn't sit well with a lot of coloreds, including the BLT movement. Fear not, because Kamala, like most politicians, went ahead and changed her position on "America's Finest"; Going from 'law and order' - to 'rape, meth and murder'.

Like Father, Like Son

A major point of concern the 2020 election was the party successfully covering up Hunter Biden's laptop, and the CP that was on it. Many Great and Tremendous American Journalists covered this conspiracy, but the laptop unfortunately went missing before any conclusive evidence could be proven to the public. Not that it stopped the degenerates on Twitter from sharing the data, and CP. Trump may have wanted to fuck his daughter, but Hunter Biden much like Chris Chan had or has a thing for his daddy. Images showed Hunter Biden jacking off to his father delivering a speech, among other things.

Stealing an Election

America's favorite crack smoking Pillow Deity, Super Mario proved once and for all, that Kamala Harris and the DNC usurped the 2020 election. The DNC covered it's tracks by having Dominion countersue Super Mario, whose been slipping the pipe to get evidence against the DNC. By end of August of 2021, the Trump administration reclaimed it's dignity, after a disgraceful exit.

The Harris Administration

As with any shadow presidency, you must have a strong administration, with a cisgendered straight white male as the figurehead. As no one is going to accept an intersectional nonbinary negress who likes pegging her cuck husband in the Oval Office. Much of the work in the white house is done in a private office, and Joe occupies the Oval office, presumably where his butt gets whiped quite often before he stutters over a teleprompter, while Harris occupies the actual office where work gets done. Presumably because poor administrators are just as good as white ones. The buck stops here!!!

Saigon Shuffle


On the eve of the 20th anniversery of an American tragedy, President Harris honored Trump's promise of ending the war in Afghanistan. While absolving herself and the figurehead of all responsibilty, using a forced meme to blame Trump for the consequences of the unplanned withdrawal. The war had lasted for over 20 years, and most in the US could predict the inevitable outcome. After over $9,000 dollars were wasted on founding a Republic in the Graveyard of Empires, and over 700,000 lives lost, it was finally time for the America to enjoy a Saturday off, complete with ice cream. But after failing to go all the way, and pulling out to soon (or too late), the Americans had to leave the blood orgy and go home. In doing so, there was no plan, and no air support, and unlike Hitler, the Secretary of Defense didn't have the ability to move thousands of people at once. So, as any group of brainwashed people do when their leaders abandon them with no water, food, or air support... They ran for the hills. Allowing the Taliban to once again reclaim it's place as the rightful leaders of Afghanistan. Neither Joe Biden or his Ginger bitch were anywhere to be found, and were most likely at a Pizza shop, fucking each other to CP. Meanwhile Shadow President Harris decided to pay respect to the Fallen VietCong by planning a trip to Saigon, amidst the Evacuation. Upon revelation to the media, that failed to report this to the public, Harris presumably ordered everyone who wasn't a member of the press corpse, to exit the room, shakily her hand raised to remove her reading glasses, as she screamed at the press corpse.

Kamala laughed to herself as she knew that getting rubes out of high school, who take a nice big puff of the Patriotism is the easiest way to kill most white males, and then surrendering to the enemy will break them morally. The Vice president continued to lick his ice cream cone while watching silent movies from America's golden age.


A democracy of Buffoons

In late August of 2021, the media could no longer cover up for the recklessness of the Harris Administration. Finally, MSM outlets began to criticize Biden, because Boomers finally forgot who Donald Trump was. Impeachment inevitable.



The Nigger in the Basement

"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT NIGGER IN THE BASEMENT!"

Later on it came to fruition, that Obama might have been running the show remotely all along. Of course, Obama forshadowed this while talking to liberal academic and all around cuck, Stephen Colbert. Generally, the best laugh can be had when you're a pedo in the basement, and you switch places with your best nigger friend. You know Obama voted Biden, which ensured Obama's skin colour didn't magically shift to white. The look on Colbert's face was priceless, because his arch nemesis the Republicans were right all along, Obama was getting a third term. Just not a conventional one.

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