|Born:||July 31, 1999|
|Highscore||4 killed, 3 injured|
|Style||FPS, Single player|
|Motives||Some bitch dumped him|
Jaylen Fryberg✡ was a 15 year old Gen Z Injun from Washington. He is a descendent of edgy Columbine fanboy and fellow redskin; Jeff Weise. However, Jaylen was a relatively popular normie who liked Vine, Instagram, and other normalfag 2014 shit; not "the typical trenchcoat, introvert-type person" according to his football coach. There is no evidence of him listening to KMFDM or Marilyn Manson like 99% of school shooters. Jaylen was actually one of the preps the bullied trench coat wearing emo would target on Zero Day.
It is thought he decided to go postal at Marysville-Pilchuck High School on October 24, 2014 after his girlfriend broke up with him and started dating his cousin. When no one gave him attention from threatening suicide, Jaylen decided he would take matters into his own hand.
Jaylen lured his friends and cousins to his lunch table before pulling out a .40 caliber Beretta handgun and achieved an epic quadrakill. He became an hero before being shut down by a teacher. The attack is considered a school shooting because it occurred at a school (obviously) but it was less of an outcast virgin with rage having their NBK style day of retribution and more of a butthurt teenager killing himself and taking a couple of his friends with him.
Jaylen inadvertently fucked over his dad in the afterlife by getting him v& due to all of his guns being illegal. Since (shocker), he was once an alcoholic who beat his girlfriend. This is par for the course for the average Joe living on the res so he was a tribal leader until his son put some steel in some other kids heads. It was only THEN his neighbors started to avoid him. Raymond Fryburg was put behind bars for two years and probably had to pay a fat fine. Thanks son!
|This graded score was brought to you by User:AlGore aka William Atchison, who got a lower KDA than Jaylen.|
|Accuracy:||13/20 4 killed, 3 injured|
|Style:||13/20 Murder-suicide disguised as a school shooting|
|Butthurt:||14/20 Holy shit the Washington State Senator personally knew this kid's family.|
|Bonus:||16/20 Killing himself before the Partyvan showed up.|
|Total score: 70/100 (C)|
- Chris Benoit - Murder suicide with a hearty helping of familicide.
- Matt Murray - A more traditional example of a failed mass shooter. Has the same kill count as Jaylen.
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