|Jacob Sockness looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.|
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.
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|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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|Born||April 1st, 1983|
|Residence||San Francisco, California|
|Occupation||Black Magick Practioner
Jacob Sockness is an unironic simp of Christian Weston Chandler turned a-logger. He is your typical retard furry who believes in black magic and wants to be in a gay relationship with Chris Chan. He lives in section 8 housing in San Francisco (we know this because he doxxed himself) so all the degenerate shit he's into is encouraged by his surroundings and funded by your tax dollars. Not much is known about his early life though, but the leading theory is that he was a used condom that mutated after being thrown into one of San Francisco's designated shitting streets. However,
he does have a large online footprint EVERYTHING HAS BEEN FUCKING BALEETED. This man's spergery is lost media. He posted his phone number on Reddit: 415-745-1899.
Jacob's autism can be described as the bastard love child of A-Log and Erik Mokracek's hyper obsession and ass burgers. This is shown in his unhealthy obsession and cyber stalking of Chris Chan, as well as his new age-y pagan lifestyle. For the latter look at the gallery, it's too autistic to be described by words.
Jacob and Chris
Starting in mid 2018, Jacob began to obsess over Chris Chan. Initially he was the typical ween but then he started to develop actual romantic and sexual feelings for Chris. Due to him being a plushophile, he actually made a makeshift Chris out of an old stuffed doll and ragged clothing he had lying around, probably harvested from a hobo. He would then go onto Reddit, where he would go onto long posts about how he wanted to spoon Chris and make him his sex slave. Obviously this made him hated on numerous subreddits, including the Chris Chan one.
- Email: [email protected]
- Autism Liberation Front: https://jjsockness.substack.com/
- Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/4UqQR5dzkSc2/
- Mirror Youtube: A collection of some of Jacob Sockness' greatest hits
- xHamster: https://xhamster.com/users/chris-kink
- Zazzle: https://www.zazzle.com/drunken_dragon
- Lulu Books: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/JacobJS
- ImageBucket: http://s1149.photobucket.com/user/darkseed2012/profile
- Gab: https://gab.com/uaeoh
- Chris Chan
- Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
- Erik "Tazman" Mokracek
- Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
- Isabella Loretta Janke
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