Jackie Coakley

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Jacqueline "Jackie" Coakley (UVa '16) The Rolling Stone Rape LIAR
Prom Night. (The next day, Jackie filed rape charges.)

Seven men took turns raping her, while two more – her date, Drew, and another man – gave instruction and encouragement. She remembers how the spectators swigged beers, and how they called each other nicknames like Armpit and Blanket. She remembers the men's heft and their sour reek of alcohol mixed with the pungency of marijuana. Most of all, Jackie remembers the pain and the pounding that went on and on.


—Jackie Coakley, recounting her rape fantasy to Rolling Stone magazine

Jackie Coakley or Jacqueline Coakley lied about being raped in order to get attention and sympathy, which is not in itself noteworthy as women do this all the fucking time. She however, took it a step further and whored herself out to ropey reporter Sabrina Erdely of Rolling Stone, a piece of shit magazine that is desperately trying to cling unto whatever relevance and edginess it might've had in 1985, so they have decided to take the social justice route in a sad last ditch effort to get recognition like the old media shills they are.

But the warning signs were there all along. Perhaps Jacqueline actually chose to speak to Erdely because of her past history with Rolling Stone.

You see, just three years earlier Erdely had fallen for another fake sex abuse scandal, this one involving a proven fantasist who claimed to be the victim of a paedophile ring. Four people were wrongly convicted and one of them (an elderly priest) subsequently died in prison, protesting to the last that he was innocent, handcuffed to the steel frame of his bed.

Somehow, Rolling Stone got away with publishing this shock-horror garbage, and Sabrina Erdely managed to keep her job. So you would have thought they would look very carefully at any similar sensational stories she filed, wouldn't you?

All reporters make mistakes. That's why "corrections and clarifications" columns exist. However, the mistake in this case extended to not actually bothering to contact the men that Jacqueline was accusing to get their version of events. This is the journalistic equivalent of having a court case in which only the prosecution speaks. And boy, did it speak.

Erdely brought home her "story", the editor signed it off, the presses rolled, the news vendors took delivery, people opened the latest issue of the magazine, the shocking story got immediate national media coverage... and then it all went horribly wrong.

The Charge

"RAPE!!!" screamed Jacqueline "Jackie" Coakley (UVa '16), about 5 seconds after this pic was taken

Just remember: women never lie about rape. Except for that one time at Duke. And maybe that time at Hofstra. And, okay, that time at Rollins College. Or the time before that at Long Beach Poly High School. And that whole Lena Dunham thing. Yeah, other than that. No lies. Ever.



The case started out typically, with Jackie Coakley calling the Waaaambulance to report her fakerape to Rolling Stone magazine in November 2014.

True to form, the media limpdicks and feminists went apeshit.


The Fallout

The Questions Start...

so...is Emma Sulkowicz at Columbia lying like Jackie Coakley did at UVa? #CarryThatWeight


—Question that MUST be asked

The bitch lied before? Well colour me shocked!

Wait, Emma Sulkowicz is a lying whore, too??


Will Emily Renda get exposed as a lying skank?

Bet on it!

Will those lolcows at "Law&Order" rip these headlines for a TV-script?


How did Rolling Stone fuck up so badly??


We are officially retracting 'A Rape on Campus.' We would like to apologize to our readers and to all of those who were damaged by our story and the ensuing fallout, including members of the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity and UVA administrators and students.


— The Rolling Stone 4/5/2015, finally feeling the butthurt

Does this mean lying whore Jackie Coakley owes us a free gangbang now?

How about Sabrina Rubin Erdely? SHE deserves a good chokefucking, no?

The jury remains out on these last two questions.

Until we get answers, check HERE for further breaking news about Jackie Coakley...and HERE for breaking news about that other lying bitch Sabrina Rubin Erdely.

WEDDING BELLS: Jackie Coakley tricks Connor McGovern into impregnating her, demands marriage

On October 15, 2015, faggot Connor McGovern married Jackie Coakley at Little Island State Park in Sandbridge Beach.

You'd think it might be tricky to find a guy beta enough to marry a psychotic lying whore like Jackie Coakley. You'd be wrong. On October 15, 2015, faggot Connor McGovern ArchiveToday-favicon.pngmarried Jackie Coakley at Little Island State Park in Sandbridge Beach.

But before we go too hard on Connor, let's consider the most likely scenario which led to him clutching Jackie while the bitch was clutching her baby bump:

1) Jackie tearfully begs Connor to fuck her

2) Jackie lies that she's on the pill

3) Connor, knowing that sex with bipolars is pretty hawt, fucks the whore

4) Jackie gets knocked up

5) Jackie extorts marriage from Connor: "If you don't marry me, I'll cry RAPE!"

and there you have it.


On Nov. 8, 2015, the UVa fraternity who was falsely accused by lying cunt Jackie Coakley filed a LOLSUIT against Rolling Stone magazine for $25 million.

Judge to Jackie Coakley: "NO immunity for you, lying bitch!"

The LULZ kept on rolling in 2016, when Jackie Coakley tried to claim that her psychotic lies were covered by immunity. The Judge in the Rolling Stone lawsuit promptly raped Jackie Coakley up the ass for the lying whore's chutzpah:

The motion to compel will be granted as to...communications between Jackie Coakley and any disclosed individual that mention Haven Monahan [or] communications initiated by Jackie Coakley regarding the Article on or before December 5, 2014.


—Jackie Coakley gets deservedly butthurt by judge

You MUST testify, bitch! I mean it!


—Judge rapes Jackie Coakley again, ArchiveToday-favicon.pngApril 5, 2016

A surprisingly accurate Wikipedia entry for what the cunt did

Click this you fucking asshole. Last good revision in case the SJWs decide to do what they do best.


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The Silent Voice

Jackie Coakley Poetry.jpg
She sat alone at the busy lunch table,
But no one would notice her, for she was learning disabled.
That horrid view from her limiting wheelchair,
Made life look harsh, cruel and terribly unfair.

She was a lone flower in a garden full of weeds,
But no one cared to look beyond her special needs.
She had a mind and feelings just like anyone,
The only difference was she couldn't talk, walk, or run.

The other students were hateful, tossing bottle caps so near,
And I was ever so amazed she didn't react with fear.
She was trapped within a dungeon of despair,
Yet she would smile so sweetly, knowing life she had to bear.

But my best friend and I saw the girl who was inside,
The pretty little girl whose beauty couldn't hide.
I always wondered why she was so forgiving,
Seeing life through her eyes made it all seem worth living.

When we first became friends, we thought we'd be her teachers,
But teaching us compassion became one of her greatest features.
Just to see her beautiful smile,
Made everyday with her seem even more worthwhile.

The friendship, love and respect we've found,
Are words we feel that have no sound.
Her silent voice now speaks to those
Who at first shunned her and chose to close
Their hearts to this special girl,
Whose life has touched this sacred world. 

-Jackie age 12

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