George Bush doesn't care about black people

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A phrase said by shitty nigra hip-hop artist Kanye West on a Red Cross telethon when he went completely off script and started freestyling (because he's so talented) about how the New Orleans situation is being handled, with regard to Hurricane Katrina.

The telethon sponsored by the Red Cross included several celebrities talking about Hurricane Katrina and reading pre-written scripts off of a teleprompter. Kanye West and Mike Myers of Wayne's World II and Cat In the hat fame were to do a dual narration and read the script while images of the hurricane's effects played in montage behind them.

Mike Myers dutifully read his part verbatim. When Myers looked over to cue Kanye West to speak his part, Kanye went completely off script, spouting gems which will be legendary on the internets for decades. Kanye stopped his tirade and Mike Myers stepped right in to finish his second part of the speech, again reading it perfectly verbatim. When he was finished he looked back at Kanye and Kanye said nothing but "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Mike Myers then made a face which is fucking priceless and the producers immediately cut to Chris Tucker who looks completely dazed and begins spouting any crap he can come up with such as "Help! Please help. HELP HELP HELP!" and other nonsense which is on topic but was just as inarticulate.

Reactions

The reactions in the mainstream media were as expected and telethon sponsor NBC stated some bullshit about how Kanye's criticism doesn't speak for them. But the internets populace made icons, image macros and posted the links all over the internets.

"Kanye is right." remarks W.

Five Years Late: W's Retort

After considering Kanye's allegations for five years, Dubya's mighty brain responded to them with the aid of his ghostwriter. In his (undoubtedly hilarious) memoir, Bush claims that he was as "disgusted" and "deeply insulted"[1] by this dumb jigaboo's comments as the entire nation was by his administration.


   
 
It’s one thing to say, 'I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.' It’s another thing to say, 'This man’s a racist.' I resent it. It’s not true. And it was one of the most disgusting moments in my presidency.
 

 
 

W, speaking to Matt Lauer

Never mind the mind-boggling irony of this statement in consideration of the war in Iraq, the atrocities of the Abu Ghraib scandal and the innumerable litany of missteps his administration took on behalf of Big Oil, Terrorists, Israeli and Saudi interests and especially his own stupidity. A former president of the USA actually addressed accusations voiced by a brain-damaged pop star.

At least the flag cares about black people.

Persons who don't care about black people

The Caring Continuum.

Persons who care about black people

Problem, niggers?

Selected Quotes

Caring Quotes by Kanye

   
 
You know, it's been five days because most of the people are black
 

 
 

   
 
America is set up to help the poor and the black people and the less well off as slow as possible
 

 
 

   
 
We already realize that a lot of the people who could help are at war right now, fighting another war
 

 
 

   
 
And they have given people permission to go down there and shoot us
 

 
 

   
 
Yeah, I love fish sticks.
 

 
 

Uncaring Quotes

   
 
Many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this - (chuckle) - this is working very well for them.
 

 
 

—Barbara Bush

   
 
Get one of the little negroes to act as a footstool and suck the rheumatism out of my feet.
 

 
 

—George Bush

   
 
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
 

 
 

Dubya, famously wrong

   
 
I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school.
 

 
 

—Laura Bush

   
 
So tragically, so many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black.
 

 
 

—Wolf Blitzer

   
 
We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did.
 

 
 

—Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA)

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