Frank Hassle

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"Chad King" in his early years

Frank Hassle (powerword: Cameron Williams), also known as calumhood2288 and hats, is the embodiment of every overweight pencil dick on alt chans that derail unrelated threads with shit advice on "how to be chad" that they don't even take themselves. But unlike most channers, he actually goes outside without being forced to. Not to do anything productive of course, but to slightly bug people until they go batshit insane and push his tubby ass around while he screams "harassment! [forced laugh] this guy is hurting me!!" like every other yt prankster. Speaking of youtube pranks, that's basically all his channel is, except it gets the 4chan/altcomedy seal of approval since this fat waste of space is "friends" with another well known comedy hack, Sam Hyde.

Origins

Before he weaseled his way into Sam's posse, he baked a cake for myg0t. Before becoming semi-social media famous, he was most famous for being a paedophilic, pizza faced CSGO griefer. Like most myg0t members, he OD'd, or at least he tried to. Not to trip balls and have some fun, but to take the emo sixteen year old girl's method to suicide and down a bunch of his parents advil. His reason for attempting an hero? A girl on the internet didn’t meet him at an airport and scammed him.


Cameron Williams threatens to raep a girl's five year old daughter until she's hospitalized @ 0:17-rest of the video
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@2:25 A band of losers make fun of Cam, the biggest loser in the virgin squad. @4:17 he tips his fedora


He then later got on the news for making the funny sam hyde shooter joke. Upon this happening, Sam Hyde, ever eager to draw more sycophants into his posse, hired cam on as his cameraman, ball washer, personal assistant, casual boyfriend, and as a guy to go make harassing phone calls to people he doesn't like. This includes former MDE associate Don Jolly and former youtuber VMU dream. He filmed a bunch of extremely retarded skits with Hyde, and after failing to be an adequate slave for 300 dollars a week, he was let go and given control of these skits. Frank/Cam uploaded said skits to youtube and cumroad and the rest is history.

The Boogie Saga

In 2020, Frank/Cameron was on the killstream having it out with famous planetoid and serial narcissist Boogie2988. Nobody knows why these two fat retards were mad at each other, but Boogie seemed concerned that Frank was going to rape him. The exchange mostly consisted of Boogie blowing smoke up his own ass, while Frank made extremely funny rape threats. Frank coaxed Boogie into admitting he fucked his own sister and sucked his dad's dick as a kid. This resulted in Boogie getting Jewtube to delete Frank's channel. Used to subsisting off sewage like a raccoon, Frank kept uploading videos of himself committing felonies to gumroad as Boogie continued to spiral into mental illness.

In August 2020, the situation came to a head when Frank decided to pay a visit to 2396 Berkleigh Drive, Fayetteville, Arkansas, where Boogie lives IRL please go to that address and ring his doorbell and scream at odd hours. The night before Frank had been posting some tweets calling Boogie a pussy and saying he was in Fayetteville. This made Boogie have a completely real and totally not for attention PTSD episode and chimp out on Keemstar saying he would derezz frank with a gun. When it came time to shoot, however, Boogie pleaded with frank to "please don't make me do this" and shot a revolver into his own siding. If this incident had happened at any other time, both parties would have been arrested, but since courts and police are too backed up with the absolute trashfire that was 2020, it seems like both men got off the hook for the multiple felonies committed that day. JK Boogie got arrested lol

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