A fetish or paraphilia is an unusual (normally acquired) method of sexual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that mainstream society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the FBI determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the perverts who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching Google revealed that over 9000 sites profit by pandering porn to perverts. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting cheese to creative use.
Most hardcore fetishists are trolls themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in forums inhabited by 13-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your obsession with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.
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- Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are crippled.
- Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
- Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
- Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent
- Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by rape with cannibalism.
- Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
- Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman. The leading cause of transgenderism.
- Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers
- Autossassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
- Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing/getting rape
- Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
- Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.
- Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) shit
- Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself (see Foot Fetish)
- Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
- Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
- Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
- Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
- Erotophonophilia: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
- Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
- Fecophile: sexual arousal from defecation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
- Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants → LULZ
- Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in Japan, and known as the chikan.
- Hybristophilia: attraction and sexual interest in criminals. Commonly associated with Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez. Also see Columbiners.
- Mazophilia: aroused by boobies.
- Mellisophile: aroused by bee stings
- Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
- Sthenolagnia: Sexually aroused by muscles. (look at those proteins)
- Urolagnia (Watersports): Sexual attraction to golden showers, drinking piss, seeing someone piss their pants, the smell of piss, and in other cases, holding your piss as long as possible and walking around with a full bladder
- Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.
Since they are already disgusting immoral perverts to begin with, faggots have more fetishes than normal people. When they cannot find porn of their favorite fetish, they have to make it themselves. In the age of the internet this means that fetishes for which there are no existing names can be found all over the place, due to the AIDS-spreading antics of these anally-fixated amateurs.
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