Eugenia Sullivan Cooney, b. July 27, 1994: Age 27, also known under her online aliases Eugeniac, kawaiisky, jonasfan717, eugeniaaaaa and eventually dubbed by the online community as Skeleton Queen is an emo fashion YouTuber with over 1.5 million subscribers who would barely register on the lulz radar were it not for one key detail: she's anorexic to the point that she makes Auschwitz look like Sherrod DeGrippo's Fat Camp For Fat Fucks™. Resembling a character from a Tim Burton movie, Eugenia claims to have a metabolism disorder, although according to a lolcow.farm user, she once stated on a stream that she doesn't actually have such a condition. Cooney also reportedly responded to someone telling her to gain weight that she doesn't feel the need to gain any. This would certainly mean that under the suspicions of what many already knew, Eugenia was willingly keeping her body weight down to dangerous levels as part of a doctrine she was following.
So why is ED reporting on this skeltal whore only now? Originally this article was held back for the best part of 2 - 3 years due to the assumption that Cooney would surely die from her severe anorexia and thus provide more lulz with which to work with. However, in an ironic and quite frankly bizarre turn of events it would be the person who originally wrote this article's draft who would end up dying first, taking the lives of two people before taking his own in December 2017.
Born to Debra as the older sister to Chip, who is as fat as his name would imply, Cooney spent her formative years in Connecticut along with her mother and father, Kevin, before moving to Massachusetts as a 6-year-old girl, wherein she was bullied so much that she had to be homeschooled for most of her education. Who would've thought? Prior to Youtube, it appears she attempted to take up art at an institution in Miami (according to the Photobucket account's password protection anyway), but ultimately failed since she was unable to realize that drawing just a skeleton is not typically reflective of most people other than herself. Her likely autistic brother has since followed in her stead, and some of their creations are displayed in the gallery below:
It is also known that back in 2009, Cooney held an account on Gaia Online under the jonasfan717 moniker (the avatar of which is in the bottom left corner), though doesn't appear to have done much with it, scoring a total of 46 posts in the forums, and account comments lasting barely four days.
She would join Youtube under the imaginative account name of The Killers, The Pretty Reckless, Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears, though oddly enough her first liked video was this niggerball clip. Her Wikitubia page describes her as possessing a "shape and clothing that highlights her thinness" which in turn "makes her comment section popular." Yes, because being so thin that you could read through her is apparently an attractive trait nowadays.on June 17th, 2011, though it would be almost two years after that in which she would post her first video. Prior to that, she would spend her time on the website favoriting videos from artists such as
Cooney shows her cooter
On December 12th, 2015, Cooney submitted a vlog entitled "I'M A KITTY CAT!" It took less than a day for attentive viewers to notice that her vag was on full show around 00:14 seconds in. The original was soon removed, but not before being mirrored on porn sites. Given the fact that she would have had to edit her video before posting it Youtube, some have theorized she was fully aware of the clit slip and left it in to see if the horny sad fucks that watch her videos would notice. Protip: they did.
Since his previous wife was simply too fat for him to stave off the temptation of eating her alive after spending several untold weeks or even months in his basement, Onision has spent the past couple of years grooming Eugenia to be his next corpse bride, and hopefully for him before she has a chance to turn into a corpse herself, not that there'd be much difference. As a result he is usually seen as the go-to voice for all things Cooney-related.
Unsurprisingly, her videos roughly have a 67/33 balance when it comes to the like/dislike ratio, and most of the comments on said videos are swamped with pleas for her to shove even just one burger down her emaciated throat; pleas which fall on nothing more than deaf ears. Towards the end of 2018, most of her long-term "fans" are simply in wonder at how her body has managed to stay alive for this amount of time.
—A.G., Pretty Ugly Little Liars
Of course, this whole shitstorm wouldn't be complete were it not for the fact that Eugenia and her disorder has attracted the attention of SJWs from Tumblr who insist her slow-burn method of suicide is a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice.
Petition of Removal
In October 2016, by which point it had become painfully apparent that Eugenia was suffering from an eating disorder and not some metabolistic bullshit, some bitch named Lynn Cloud decided she'd had enough and created a petition for the purpose of forcing her off the site for good.
Eugenia joined YouNow in November 2016, and soon attracted all sorts of unwanted attention, namely from a man known as "Mark" (Powerword: Marc Pfennig), a pedophile who has a fetish for extreme anorexia and so literally jerks off over the fact this girl is slowly dying. On New Year's Day 2018 some brief lulz were had when Eugenia was swatted mid-stream, causing her to abandon it while she made it plain to the SWAT team in her presence that the only dangerous weapon in her home (which she has since moved out of) was herself.
Since 2017, much in the same vein as other Youtubers with delusions of grandeur from being in front of a camera for far longer than most healthy individuals, Eugenia has been trying to make it in the world of acting. As of September 2018, she has starred in two shorts and made a sole cameo appearance in a TV show entitled Alex and the Single Girls.
Required watching for those who actually care. We don't.
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