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Esperanto is a language created over 120 years ago by a Jewish bicyclist in an ambitious attempt to make a new international language, while improving on the superficial flaws of previous ones, like French and Latin. It is mostly used by people too retarded to learn a real language.


A pidgin language, combining aspects of AOL speak, Leet, and Klingon. It was created as a nationalist language for Easter Island, due to the fact that the previous dialect, Easteringer, was absorbed into the sand after a terrible monsoon, resulting in the formation of several hundred gigantic stone Voraphile cockmen.

Indeca lingveto, kiu kombinas AOLan parolmanieron, Leetan parolmanieron, kaj Klinganan lingvon. Ĝi kreiĝis kiel naciisma lingvo por Paskinsulo, pro tio ke la antaŭa lingveto, Easteringero, absorbiĝis en la sablo post terura tifonego, kio rezultis en formiĝo de pluraj centoj da grandegaj ŝtonaj Vorafilaj penisuloj.


Esperanto was created by a dirty Pollack by the name of L. L. Zamenhof. Poland back then was part of the Russian Empire and many languages were spoken where he lived. His neighbors spoke Yiddish, German, Belorussian, Russian, Italian, and least importantly Polish. He knew all those languages at a fluent level, but he noticed that most of his neighbors could only speak one language and they fought all the time due to lack of clear communication. So Zamenhof did what any successful troll would do, learn more languages. He learned French, Latin, Greek, Hebrew and English.

Unfortunately Zamenhof got troll's remorse and decided he needed to create an easy language so people as different from each other as the Russians and Belorussians could communicate in ease. Hence he created Esperanto. He published Unua Libro on July 26, 1887. In less than a year everyone in Eastern Europe was fluent in Esperanto. It became the official language of the Soviet Union.

Since 80% of Eastern Europe was mostly Jews, when they all immigrated to America they brought Esperanto with them. Grover Cleveland became the first president to be elected fluent in Esperanto. Theodore Roosevelt was the man responsible for making Esperanto the official language of the United States of America. With German, English and Mexican having secondary status.

By 1939, Germany was one of the few countries in the planet that didn't have Esperanto as their official language, even though most of the population was fluent in it. Hitler found Esperanto to be intimidating and difficult, so he did what any reasonable man would do, create a soap factory. Stalin, Roosevelt, and Winston Churchill didn't like this, so they decided to take Hitler's lunch money and liberated the hell out of Germany.


Some time early in 2010, a new Esperanto chan appeared. It marked the beginning of a new age for Aspies, where they could use a new medium for their furry antics. Unfortunately as of May '10 it doesn't seem very active, which suggests that people who speak Esperanto have lives outside of the internet, which is surprising seeing as they had the time to learn a made-up language (most likely over the internet). The admin was an idiot and chose an unreliable hoster. It all finally went down the toilet, when gore spam started appearing. The mod/admin didn't do anything about it. That was the end. The site is down now.

A guy named Nordamerikano trolled this board to no end with threads about Esperanto. Most people told him to GTFO, but he gained a few new Esperantists. Threads about Esperanto appeared a lot during late 2009 and throughout 2010.

A new home for all the lost Esperantists granted by the nice people of Finland.



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