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I just set up this page on my own, because I'm the most clueless person who could have done it (all the others are doing something more useful). But somewhere we should be able to propose future Articles of the Nao so we don't have an empty page sitting there again. Wnt 05:35, 28 April 2011 (UTC)


on 25 May aka Towel Day

Virginia Tech Massacre

This is the one just about to come up. Looks good. Wnt 05:44, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

I got this, along with the Internet Tough Guy from Template:Top16. Hagger 15:19, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler

Because that was the day he became an hero. Random pick by me alone - I don't care if someone has a better idea for the day. I tweaked the lead-in just slightly to get rid of a strikethrough. Wnt 05:44, 28 April 2011 (UTC)


Another random pick by me. (I was going to say Anarchy but Anarchy sucks) Just to fill the slot so the queue isn't at risk of running out.

I think this should be renamed/reworked to title Drugs. This isn't Wikipedia! Wnt 05:44, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Moved your article a couple of days to may 4, selecting instead the article The Royal Family as i think is more an article of the nao (current events and shit) hope you dont mind.Afilthyjew
Glad to see some action around here! I was was starting to worry I'd have to figure out how to spell larkmorepeeidea. Wnt 08:03, 30 April 2011 (UTC)

The Comprehensive Guide To Life

Since is one of my favs on this site i selected it for may 2, its one of the best reads and produce many quality lulz.Afilthyjew


Selected it also for may 3, with all the shit going on in the middle east and stuffs, was going to select the Syria article but it sucks balls.Afilthyjew


I sugest this article for may 5 since its all over the news that the dead one is now a saint! Afilthyjew

Nominating HBGary Federal

I just nominated HBGary Federal, which deserves to be spanked. Nosht, srsly, no article on spank, spanking, spanked? I'm way way over my quota now - if you want to call me on it, I think we should keep this new one in preference to Drug as a political statement. I don't know what the old ED guideline was, but it seems like there ought to be at least a week backlog of these nominations to avoid the "check back later" virus. Wnt 22:16, 30 April 2011 (UTC)


Classic article that needs alot of attention.
--Zaphod 01:51, 4 May 2011 (UTC)


Classic article of one of the best wikipedia vandals evar. --Zaphod 22:35, 7 May 2011 (UTC)

Still missing a significant amount of images. If they can be retrieved, and the article cleaned up, it will be AOTN. 22:55, 7 May 2011 (UTC)
Funny but true, Hagger's page is still up to this day if you give the right URL. I was able to upload a fresh version of the Wikipedia vandal page from [1]. If someone has specifics on the other stunts, the history files from those Wikis might do the same thing. Raep is love, and true raep is for ever. Wnt 08:14, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
For aficionados, I've set up a user-friendly {{techadj}} to help you get your special message out on some special day. Just say "{{techadj|5|31}}" if that's your special protected day. Admins ought to have something to be paranoid about. B) Wnt 08:41, 9 May 2011 (UTC)
Considering I uploaded all of the images years ago, I still have them on my old PC and could get them off there if I find time. Hagger 01:07, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

"Alert code"

To whoever is adding the little alert code to the bottom of each of these: stop, it looks utterly retarded.

15:34, 12 May 2011 (UTC)

That's because it was a communication to the retarded. It is well known that this site is the coordinating core of the Anonymous hacker group, from which all operations can be directed. These simple codes help to keep less experienced members in tune with the collective's commands. Indeed, all it requires is the right code to start a special subway train moving down a secret track under Washingt ... oops, I hear jackboots on the door now. Time to go.
Tarded code nixed. Thanks for your support. Wnt 09:21, 13 May 2011 (UTC)


He was so happy when the old ED died, His page needs to be resurrected. --ProgrammerTroll 21:49, 13 May 2011 (UTC)

I agree. 15:57, 16 May 2011 (UTC)
You mean like it was a month ago?--zaiger (talk) 03:36, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

Guitar Hero

THIS ARTICLE IS AWESOME <3 just need to fix some pics. Mgs 03:05, 20 May 2011 (UTC)

Mac OS

Mac OS should be a featured article. It exposes many of the negative things about the Macintosh Operating System throughout the years of its evolution.

--PresidentMudkip 03:32, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

I agree, pretty good article.

03:36, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

White Knighting

Does anyone approve of featuring the White Knighting article on the Main Page?

PræsidentMudkip 02:25, 30 May 2011 (UTC)

Big, smelly, sweaty ballsacks

A few suggestions to make the AotN system better:

  1. If an article has an important image on top, e.g. the logo of a portal or it's shop, include it in on the left of the AotN box.
  2. The READ MOAR caption that links to the article doesn't have to be named like this, it can be (and should be) any caption that's lulzy and related to the article.
  3. Plz plz plz plz plz remember to fix all red links (most of them are redirects, which can be fixed in 30 seconds by looking for them on Wayback Machine) before letting an article be featured on the Main Page.

Here are a few examples of how it used to be:

--Gseed 13:01, 11 June 2011 (UTC)


Is that article good enough to be an AOTN?

PræsidentMudkip 03:01, 28 June 2011 (UTC)


Let me put Bill O'Reilly please--ThePooThatTookaPee 15:52, 3 July 2011 (UTC)

I have lost the will to live

And now you and all your buddies can too by making this the AoTN!

My Immortal

--WheatThins 22:29, 5 July 2011 (UTC)

Breaking the 2 day Rule.

It's the release date of the final HP. Obviously this is in the NAO.  — Preceding comment added by E (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Dating sim

Shit dude, that totally deserves an AotN. Totally. --Gseed 13:31, 26 July 2011 (CEST)


I can has AoTN plz? Elvis 15:24, 9 August 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you can--AEfavicon.pngShika 02:52, 10 August 2011 (UTC)


Kimmo posted a lulzy paragraph on both AnonTalk.se and his personal site. Maybe an AoTN for Kimmo or AnT? BONERS ltamake BONERS 01:46, 19 August 2011 (UTC)


This needs to be an AotN badly. --Gseed 14:52, 24 August 2011 (UTC)

Double featuring

Hey, whenever a new event happens (Steve Jobs' resignation, a celebrity's death, a riot, etc) and if it interferes with an existing AOTN, we should double feature it along with the existing AOTN

PræsidentMudkip 19:49, 30 August 2011 (CEST)

Concur, plus it helps take up some of the empty space on the main page. Mssig.png 20:07, 30 August 2011 (CEST)


The creator of PINGAS, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, needs some love too, you know. --Gseed 23:12, 11 September 2011 (CEST)


Wouldn't be a bad filler AoTN. It's not really relevant to any events so the date or time isn't horribly important. Just a fun one to consider. π 01:29, 20 October 2011 (CEST)

I am silly!

You know you want to. --Elvis 14:41, 25 October 2011 (CEST)

Meme Combining and Trolls on fire

Just my 2 cents. Vinland 15:32, 29 January 2012 (CET)

AOTN v 2.0 (beta)

To imitate old ED, I created a new template similar to the one from ED 1.0: Template:AOTN

How to use:

  • Add article's name on {{{1}}}
  • Add filename on {{{2}}}
  • Add article description on {{{3}}}
  • Add short sentence for {{{4}}}. (Make sure it's something catchy! No retarded shit!)

Also, recently featured articles must be listed by using {{recentlyfeatured}}

How to use:

  • Add article from 2 days ago on {{{1}}}
  • Add article from 4 days ago on {{{2}}}
  • Add article from 6 days ago on {{{3}}}


{{AOTN|Blood on the Dance Floor|Blood_On_The_Dance_Floor.jpg|
It's pretty hard to stand out as a [[Scene|Scenefag]], [[rape|rapist]], [[pedo]] [[fucktard]] in the [[Crunkcore]] world, being that all the members of every band are, well, [[Hurr|that]]. But, for '''Dahvie Vanity''', the creator and consistently [[ronery|ONLY]] actual member of his band '''Blood on the Dance Floor''', he's boiled it down to a finely-tuned drama machine of ''[[You|Haterz]] vs. [[Scenewhore|Familiez]]'', all the while distracting any of the public that cares from the fact he's a Scenester [[Michael Jackson]]. [[Cool Story Bro|There is something to be said]] about a [[midget]] who can manipulate hoards of pre-teen girls to do his bidding and be his whores, but unlike cool people like a pimp, a human trafficker, or [[Tom Cruise]], this queer-bait gets his loli by making fag-tastic music with [http://twitter.com/JayyVonMonroe Jay Von Monroe] and [[Jeffree Star]], and creates his drama by blaming all of his problems on his ex-bandmates. And he would've gotten away with all of it, too, if [[Jessi Slaughter|one particular loli]] could've kept her whore mouth shut...
{{Recentfeature|MeganSpeaks|Lulz in hell Trollfags|SOPA}}

The result: <div>{{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/{{#time:F j, Y}}}}{{Clear}}</div> </div>

EstherNguyen 02:15, 6 January 2012 (CET)

Bitches and whores

Bitches and whores the anime.jpg

Bitches and whores. - Vinland 19:44, 8 March 2012 (EST)

This controversial meme was revived yesterday when the main villain of a game-turned-animu literally proclaimed the phrase on TV in Japan, a nod to the 2008 shoop made for him. AOTN possible? - Vinland 17:56, 24 March 2012 (EDT)
ok. i will unprotect it, you can add it. :3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 17:43, 25 March 2012 (EDT)


This article's a classic. I just finished organizing the galleries and realized that it hasn't been featured. -Gray 06:57, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

I approve of this. --Gseed 14:42, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

Suggestion for April 1 AOTN

For April 1 (especially because it will be April Fools Day), try making a fake AOTN "about the moon". For the fake AOTN, try making a bullshit description that resembles a typical description for the AOTN. Because "Moon" redirects to Goatse, readers will be in for a surprise when they click the link to the full article. It would be a good Goatse trap. Praise Allahbitch here 20:31, 29 March 2012 (EDT)


This article is GUARANTEED to piss off a bunch of libertariturds. --One With The Lulz 18:05, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

The Archfiend

Does anyone think it deserves Featured Article I think Its really well written and Slams that asshole and Exposes him I hate the Archfiend He blocked me what a fucking pussy Autustic Dumbfuck 09:33, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

Tanner Weed

Tanner Weed, a new chan and promising lulzcow, needs to be more well known in order to get him even more angry and thus produce more lulz. I think this should be the AOTN because it's something fresh, new, and funny. Also if we get him pissed enough he may make more butthurt videos about how he's gonna take ED under. Dildo Baggins 23:35, 12 November 2012 (EST)


Why not!? Linux SPHOTOF GPAPE KAIZENAMAZEN SAMEER KARIM ;D 19:49, 13 December 2012 (EST)


Given the https://encyclopediadramatica.se/PRISM#Parabon_Leaks and that ED is the first to "officially" cover this story in the world, we should make this AOTN in the near future Me Ne Frego! 05:19, 26 August 2013 (EDT)
If you fix the article. Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 05:23, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

What is wrong with the article? I already fixed it. Have you even compared the two articles? If you think the old one was funny, kill yourself. Me Ne Frego! 05:25, 26 August 2013 (EDT)
It has too much blue. Poor formatting. TL;DR shit. Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 05:28, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

I am going to wait for someone else's opinion cause /pol/ and /g/ seem to be just fine with the leaks and the article. Me Ne Frego! 05:54, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

The problem is that no-one fucking cares. It is way TL;DR and fucking littered with RT links and has more blue links, than black text. It reads just like a clusterfuck of Ron Paul and RussiaToday, cumming together with Alex Jones, while shitting out shit nobody cares about.
Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 12:51, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

I mean fuck ricey, seriously there's a load of information that are unneeded, the purpose is to write lulzy shit not be the next wikipedia :/ --Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 13:57, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

PRISM is the biggest thing to happen to the internet since the internet began. Everything in there is needed. People do fucking care, as I mentioned how this software is going viral on 4chan. People like this shit. Not to mention SOMEONE is killing the download links for the Parabon software over and over again. This is important information about the future of the internet. People do care about this. The fact you don't think this is lulzy goes to show you didn't actually bother reading anything. Me Ne Frego! 16:38, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

Well it is pretty lulzy that you link to RT. The jokes to word ratio is like 1:5000000. For all that inane boring shit, I suggest you do:
<span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{1}}}"></span>Click here to read boring inane RussiaToday shit
<div class="{{{1}}}">
Edward Snowden has a huge cock
So you don't have to scroll through hours of endless outlinking.
Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 17:03, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

You don't have to follow the links. Besides how is saying Snowden has a huge cock an example of a joke? If you think that is humorous and not that the NSA continues to spy on the United Nations after Hillary Clinton was caught instructing US diplomats to the UN to spy on other diplomats, then talking to you about political humor is never going to amount to anything because you are just incapable of understanding political jokes. Let alone know cock jokes are getting old. BTW, you two numbskulls not enjoying this doesn't mean no one else is enjoying it. As I said before, /pol/ and /g/ enjoyed it, not to mention the NSA is trying TAKING DOWN THE SOFTWARE URL DOWNLOADS AND EDITING THE WIKI Me Ne Frego! 17:09, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

HA HA HA, the NSA editing the Wiki? Seriously, what the fuck are you smoking? Yeah, their covert operation of sending one guy in. Perfect plan boss. I can't see any faults with that one. I guess the national autism society is more efficient than NSA.
Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 17:14, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

Yes they are, you colossal retard. They don't want their software proliferating in the internet, they don't want their nuclear weapons to exist in the hands of hackers on the internet. If you don't think the NSA does this shit, you are just ignorantly uninformed. For example: the US State Department is using tax payer dollars for likes on Facebook; the Israeli government is giving out scholarships for students who shill for them online; it seems everyone is getting into the shilling game these days, even if they are unimportant in global affairs. They are trying to start a fucking war in Syria over a false flag chemical weapon attack AGAIN to distract from the PRISM scandal. Now you can continue to be a fucking retard for everyone to see or I can continue to school you in how little you really know about how information warfare works. Me Ne Frego! 17:22, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

I wish someone would pay me for deleting shit. YOU HEAR THAT NSA? I Cobalt, will personally delete any fucking links to the software, found on this website, and lock the page for 24 hours, for only 100 DKK. You obviously know my address. I will be expecting you at my local store, the one with the K, you can verify this by my records of buying there. I will be there between 8am and 9am (my time). You can easily recognize me. I will be dressed in an old guy coat, shorts and a fedora. I have no shame. I really need the money.
lol Me Ne Frego! 17:39, 26 August 2013 (EDT)

Done, and its kinda supposed to be long and in depth

I just went ahead and featured it. This article, like Bahrain and Britam are news pieces/ED exclusives. They should be long.--Desu exploitable.png Talk to me|Contribs 19:44, 26 August 2013 (EDT)


Given recent attempts by Americans to try more chemical weapon false flags in Syria, we should remind our readers of the first attempt at this Me Ne Frego! 16:26, 24 August 2013 (EDT)


Given that Razorfist recently got a link to this ED page, and decided to show his butthurt and annoyance on Facebook, I think he should have a full day of people annoying him on Facebook about the page :) Atomicnumber27 13:07, 23 April 2013 (EDT)

They Might Be Giants

As this page is causing butthurt amongst TMBG fans, I thought I'd nominate it simply because it's causing drama that's happening now. --Matchbox 14:04, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

Margaret Thatcher

Now the nasty old bitch has finally fucking croaked, it'd be a lovely tribute to her memory. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 14:26, 8 April 2013 (EDT)

Margaret Thatcher Schnookums  Schnookums Icon2.gif 01:29, 10 April 2013 (EDT)


New article that has a lot of potential, we could make this kid a lolcow easier than shit --Repetition is the key to annoyance 19:57, 6 January 2013 (EST)

Just not feeling it. Maybe someone else will disagree Weasel avatar2.png reply 10:37, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Jolene JRyda

The article is amazing as it is current. An epic lolcow on the interwebs. A story that should be told for all ages. --Hemlock 15:38, 21 January 2013 (EST)

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 27, 2013 Weasel avatar2.png reply 01:41, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

That Guy With The Glasses

For an amazing return of Doug as Nostalgia Critic after he blew $200,000 on a show that bombed hard. This basically shows that Doug and the rest of TGWTG has absolutely no talent, outside of being shitty internet personalities. --IcyNickers 16:45, 26 January 2013 (EST)

Needs cleanup. Maybe someone else will disagree Weasel avatar2.png reply 01:38, 4 April 2013 (EDT)


No doubt plenty of channers/weeaboos/other scum would be pissed about this.--DrSerbia 19:47, 27 January 2013 (EST)

Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/January_29,_2013 Weasel avatar2.png reply 01:29, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Chris Dorner

I need help perfecting this article. I think, as there is quite an uproar about it on /b/ currently, it should featured as soon as possible.

Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/February_12,_2013 Weasel avatar2.png reply 01:27, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Skrat, AKA Killiankray, AKA attention whore

pretty much, this guy may seem like a "oh, furry, of course he has lulz on him"

it's more so what he recently pulled that is worthy of the feature


long story short: he tried to pull of a scam to get a fursuit, details are in the article, as well as a link to the archived journal ,if you can afford to lose a few IQ points, the guy is notorious for horrible spelling and a general lack of basic understanding for the English language

Not really interested in furfag drama. Maybe someone else will disagree Weasel avatar2.png reply 01:25, 4 April 2013 (EDT)


This article seems to have been around for a while and has some lulzy points in some parts. I think it deserves to be an AOTN. --Centipede777 11:15, 1 March 2013 (EST)

Added at some point Weasel avatar2.png reply 20:37, 3 April 2013 (EDT)


It deserves another AOTN. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:23, 12 March 2013 (EDT)

OFFENDED 4 AOTN!!!! ••General Niggerson Page me. 03:57, 17 April 2013 (EDT)
Schnookums Icon3.png 15:09, 17 April 2013 (EDT)

Solar System

8 day feature Uberfukken 01:28, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

lol'd -hipcrime Nyan micro sig.gif 16:30, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Adria Richards

Because dongles... ROR - Tark 16:03, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

done. i find that featuring stubs leads to better exposure, and the articles get expanded quicker, and with more eyes on it, they get expanded better too. -hipcrime Nyan micro sig.gif 16:29, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Odd Future

tyler, the creator's new album "Wolf" just leaked today and the article has come a long way. the official release date is tuesday but i'm sure people will start talking today. you guys do this for Lil B all the time[[STONER_FUCKER]] 15:06, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Article_of_the_Now/March_28,_2013 Weasel avatar2.png reply 01:30, 4 April 2013 (EDT)


I made the page better and fixed grammar, it looks like a featured article but it ain't featured

TroLOLOLMFAO 20:47, 17 April 2013 (EDT)

Yes. I'll let you know when it's AOTN. Regards, Schnookums Icon3.png 08:31, 18 April 2013 (EDT) Fuck it. Lots of shit I've wanted to AOTN for a while. Done. Schnookums Icon3.png 09:09, 18 April 2013 (EDT)


Radiohead has already been article worthy (for me), so I fixed up the shitty redirect page, added shit and pics, and there, it's an article. ShitfaceMcGee 19:34, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

Much appreciated, Schnookums Icon3.png 08:57, 4 May 2013 (EDT)


With all the shit going on the forum about Humon, I was shocked that it wasn't the featured article. Anyways, the reason that it should be featured is that outside of the forumdwellers, not many people know about Humon. --Hemlock 21:52, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

May 20, 2013 Schnookums Icon3.png 08:54, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

Copypasta from the forum

Schnookums Icon3.png 03:08, 7 May 2013 (EDT)


My first Ed article for submission and review. My apologies I didn't initially save it on my user page, I'm still getting the hang of wiki editing. I hope everyone likes it. Thanks! Slackerdan 23:05, 11 May 2013 (EDT)

June 1, 2013 Schnookums Icon3.png 08:54, 3 June 2013 (EDT)


This is the best. SugarBombs 19:05, 23 May 2013 (EDT)

Approved. Looking around May 29, 2013. Sent you a note on EDF2. Regards, Schnookums Icon3.png 20:32, 23 May 2013 (EDT)


It's what this site is about and the article is perfect.


This is a good suggestion. I'll clean it up then run it. If you don't hear back within 5 days be sure to pester the hell out of me. Nice to see someone making suggestions for once. Schnookums Icon3.png 16:19, 29 May 2013 (EDT)




June 4, 2013 Schnookums Icon3.png 08:54, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

gun control

check it out here


2013 Moore Tornado

Z0MG EF5 TORNADO 24 PEOPLE DED!!!111!!!1 (with disaster porn) Anal Samuelson 22:36, 31 May 2013 (EDT)

gun control!!!!

gun control needs a feature



Gun control is a really funny article, we gotta feature it, for sure.


2 Girls 1 Cup


RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 13:21, 11 June 2013 (EDT)

Marjan Siklic, aka governmentsgetgirlfriends (GGG)

Article still needs work but advertisement of it couldn't hurt and might actually bring in some good edits. I think it's reasonably popular as it's about 3 weeks old and has about 850 views. And there's a fair amount of activity on the listed external links. Recently he's made himself popular by threatening fellow tumblr users who don't agree with his crazy ideas.

This person or an ally of his had previously tried to get Schnookums to delete the article and now someone claiming to be GGG just messaged my youtube with the overall intent of getting the article taken down and harassing innocent people.

This lol-cow is aware of his page and is an enemy of lulz.

Qwb 23:48, 11 June 2013 (EDT)

ok, set. Uberfukken 00:35, 18 June 2013 (EDT)
thanks. I just have one suggestion which I addressed on your talk page.
Qwb 05:07, 18 June 2013 (EDT)


Is a must!!!!

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 10:27, 17 June 2013 (EDT)

One Direction

we seriously need to

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 22:50, 17 June 2013 (EDT)


The Lord of Chats is a staple to the ED Community (even if he only operates in IRC) and his article (and him as well) should get some attention. Anal Samuelson 13:19, 11 July 2013 (EDT)


He is currently gathering some attention lately for setting AgentOfDoubt up. Also, he is very assiduous when Schnookums featured one of his video about ED dying for VOTN on April 16, 2013 that he made a tweet about it. So it a must have. LIATBuster30011 20:59, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

Shy Boys IRL

A student film about men who "continuously fail at sex & relationships with women" when anyone who watches understand they really just have a victim mentality, hate women, and loathe themselves.

A sequel was planned to create "a more relatable and empathetic film" but it looks like it's going to not be funded due to people seeing past their misogynistic bullshit.

Qwb 17:32, 8 August 2013 (EDT)


In case you fine folks need something new to slang up on AOTN. Some bitch came on IRC last night looking to have this article taken down or severely edited, turns out she created it and feels bad about it. She offered tits in exchange for help but renigged on the deal. The first section is pretty poorly written, apparently by her, I'll try to redo it when I feel inspired to turn retard into lulz. This article is about one of the chat ops working during the whole i accidentally the whole thing "raid" or whatever Gretchen 01:42, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

PROTIP: The tit pics don't have to be "real"...in a case like this a bit of "selective historical revisionism" and a slight bit of easy Photoshopping might prove to be quite a bit lulzier than real reality...especially if it'll cause the doofy bitch to kook out and do something really funny like start frothing off LOLsuit threats and the like. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 01:53, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
Unless she is actually hot, then we actually do need proper n00ds. But given she wrote on ED, and was on IRC, she is probably a fat cow
Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 01:59, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
I spent like an hour dealing with this dumb ho in irc, she was totally about to give the pix, but she kept googling Ryan's full name and for some reason finding a cached page history so she wouldn't believe that I had taken Ryan's noodz down. I was really looking forward to her reaction when I restored Ryan's pic alongside her tits...oh well. Apparently she is capable of releasing a good half gallon of whatever you wanna call female ejaculate, that could be hawt to some people. I don't really think she'll show up again though, so the potential for further lulz is limited. Anyways perhaps if it can be AOTN on a slow week or something she will notice and come back. Gretchen 02:15, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Power Rangers

Killerratte 09:02, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

Jack the Ripper

--Tehbuttsecks 15:17, 30 September 2013 (EDT)


ICAN 09:32, 22 October 2013 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif November 20, 2013 image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 13:06, 18 November 2013 (EST)


What started out as a POTN nominee grew into a pretty good article. Eh insults aspies and doesn't afraid of anything. Pewdie-Pinkiepie:The article. Could be longer, though. RussianMBlue 00:15, 27 October 2013 (EDT)

Onideus Mad Fatter

So, any ideas on when to throw this on? ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:44, 11 November 2013 (EST)

My thoughts were when edits to his article slow down. oddguy and others have still been busy with it. Also I don't want to have his article on the same timeline (day before or after) as ODB. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 14:48, 11 November 2013 (EST)
I pretty much have nothing else to say about him but fix up spelling errors. ••General Niggerson Page me. 14:51, 11 November 2013 (EST)


For November 22's featured article. --Tehbuttsecks 20:07, 12 November 2013 (EST)

Checkmark 2.gif Good idea! image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 04:39, 22 November 2013 (EST)