im in your /b/ callin you nazis
Eli Kozin made himself famous last thursday when he posted his famous quote noted above, criticizing /b/ for making fun of jews He failed massively though, by puttin his real email in the email field and giving his real name. He was later pranked by many, many anons and had over 9000 orders of General Tso's Chicken and Pizza along with Qur'ans, Bibles, Scientologists, tampons, and condoms ordered to his home in Merrick, NY. He is also the creator of the possible meme I HAVE MORE LEGAL POWER THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
My name is Eli, and I am better single one of you. All of you are fat, dumb, nazis who spend every second of their day looking at anti Semitic pictures. You are everything bad in the world and you all have tiny schmeckels. Honestly, are any of you even religious? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who are religious, but you just wait till you're burning in hell. You're much worse than most real life Nazis.
Don't be afraid of my superiority. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate team, and starter of the Jew Culture Club. What clubs are you in, other than "make fun of everyone who is better than you"? I also get straight A's, and have a brand new Torah (Just read it; Shit was SO shibboleth). You are all anti Semitics who should just repent now and leave God's chosen ones alone. Don't even think of messing with me, I have more legal power than you will ever know.
Pic Related: It's me and my sister
On 7/22/08, the anon who archived the thread on his website (link below) received this email:
-  The original thread, without pictures
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