|This person is a sick fuck!
They should never be trusted by anyone!
ShallWeCraftCharlie EinshineShinePhD, also known as Shine Tachibana (real name Charles Lucas Schwingendorf, or Hikaru Takenouchi if you want to pander to his weeaboo-ness) is was a 21 year old German anime YouTuber that makes made videos on anime, politics and how Japan is totally the best country EVAR, despite being German and only moving to Japan to not be seen as a complete weeb. He has been in relationships with multiple underage girls in which he'd indulge them in his fantasies and fetishes and also taking them to sex shops and forcing them to wear chokers to further his delusions of grandeur by making it seem as if he owned them like dogs. After this grooming, he would coerce them into having sex with them (without lube) and literally hold them hostage without telling their parents where they were.
When Einshine originally started YouTube he was, ironically enough, very unoriginal. He made shitty Minecraft song parodies and let's plays (hence his YouTube URL calling him "ShallWeCraftCharlie", he was dumb enough to immortalize it where everyone can see it) pandering to the 14 year olds that he would later rape. He constantly disowns these videos and even left his entire channel due to the shame of being associated with Minecraft videos.
Before leaving, however, he would make videos on a range of topics where he'd just rip off the already established "edgy asshole persona" that has been used to death by much more interesting and funnier people than he(he even admitted that his favourite YouTuber other than himself was Onision, a literal cuck that thinks women are superior to men in every concievable way), but he was primarily an anime channel, even though he denies it despite having all his (non Minecraft) thumbnails being drawn in an anime artstyle, only having "friends" in the Japanese culture side of YouTube such as people like "Sharla in Japan" and "TheAn1meMan", having every video where he doesn't show his disgusting, anemic, anorexic face be filled with weeb trash drawings that he forces out of Nyansai, and literally having aspierations of being a mangaka. Not an anime YouTuber though.
Although Kat is Einshine's only real friend, Shine also hangs out with many other anime YouTubers (despite vehemently claiming not to be one himself) while insulting them behind their backs. For example, he'd constantly claim the TheAn1meMan's girlfriend Akidearest was obese (understandable) and that he hated seeing them together, all while he was still roommates with him.
Evidently, it turns out that Charles' friends don't like him either. In the video below, it can be seen that Shine's "friend" was very clearly annoyed at his non-stop faggotry.
In fact, this was so bad that her own fans decided to start unsubcribing from her because not only was Shine incredibly autistic, it was very clear that she was not even having any fun herself, meaning being with Einshine is literally a handicap to your career. Despite her obvious frustration, she chooses to deny it by acting as if she doesn't care with condescending emojis, even going as far as deleting comments that call her out on this.
|This person is being abused by Einshine, you can help by contacting the police|
—Charlie, on Kat
Kat is Einshine's only friend, and is only with him because he conditions her into being with him. She constantly says shit like "I love Shine" and "Shine is always right" and even "i would die for Shine" due to being in such close corners with his faggotry giving her some deformed version of stockholm syndrome. Some argue that she has been asking for it for a long time, due to how much she charges people for drawings, going as far as asking for $350 for a fullbody MS Paint drawing and $100 for a headshot, while still having the gall to call these prices "reasonable" because she can't get off her lazy ass to draw (fun fact: this is the same reason Shine would berate her, so pointing this out to her absolutely won't hurt her feelings or make her feel bad, try it). Whenever Shine would insult his girlfriends she would always back him up on it and would never think for herself. She is confirmed to change her voice to "le qt loli voice" to get more views from thirsty virgin betas.
Like Shine, she is a lazy faggot that never gets anything done. Despite having an ever increasing number of sockpuppets, she never uploads any videos to any of them, and instead keeps them around to once in a while announce that she is moving to another account to keep up with JewTube's algorithms.
Treatment of fans
Because Einshine is unaware that his favourite YouTuber's edgy personas are only an act that they stop playing when they step away from the screen (with the exception of Onision), he will constantly berate anybody that disagrees with his retarded opinions saying the same copy-paste shit like "kill yourself", "unfollow me then LOL" or anything else that's already been said by 100 twelve year olds before him completely forgetting that these are the only people that for some reason even care about him.
These are all stories from girls who have had the displeasure of having to be near Einshine.
- Girl loves Shine
- She tries to get his attention
- Post pics of herself
- Gets Shine's attention
- Shine starts talking to her more
- Finds out she's underage
- Tells her he likes lolis
- Invites her over
- Treats her like shit
- She thinks she might have an infection
- Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
- She tells him that she has actual mental problems
- Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
- Literally holds her hostage away from her parents
- She develops a UTI due to the infection
- Shine doesn't care, continues to treat her like shit
- Shine gets super pissed at her, yells at her causing her to have a panic attack
- Fucks her off back to her parents
- Blocks her
And this isn't even including Charlie flirting with Kat during the entire time Ashley was with her, or how he isn't able to takee differing opinions to his own, or how he called Ashley's friend "some nigger" despite claiming to only use it jokingly. Just read the full story above or see it on pastebin here(archive).
- Girl finds Einshine when he was 15 years old
- Apparently he was nice
- He ditches her for about a year
- Subscriber count sky rockets to 300,000 in that time
- They begin dating
- Charlie moves to her country
- Changes his twitter relationships to "single" for attention
- Tries to trophy her in his videos to prove he's not gay
- Talks to some 13 year old girls
- Later denies her any viewing to his conversations
- Charlie gets super defensive when she brings them up
- She later finds these conversations with 10-13 year olds
- Filled with creepy shit like "what've you done with other guys before ;)"
- Asks him about them
- He has no excuse
- He now asks her questions like "if we broke up would you still do art for me?" constantly
- Brings up Kat
- Calls her face fucked up
- Later ditches Lindsay for her
- Spergs out when Lindsay asks her about it
- Cuts off communications with her
- Blocks her
- Pedophilia is confirmed by another YouTuber who then blocks her for seemingly no reason
- Friendless American girl goes to Shine's meetup in Japan
- He asks every girl for their numbers
- She gives it to him
- Before she can even get on the train he starts texting her non-stop
- Shine is really clingy despite saying it was her who initiated the conversation
- Gets super excited when she reveals she's single
- Offers to hang out with her
- They watch deadpool together (at the movies luckily)
- Shine ghosts her the day after
- She asks why and gets no response
- Goes back to America
- Later gets back to Japan and he's super interested again
- Asks lots of questions about her and asks to be with her again
- When they go out he brings Kat along
- Tells her Ashley's story except skewed to make it seem like he's the good guy
- Wendy thinks the story is suspicious
- Tells her Lindsay's story, again skewed to make it seem like he's the good guy
- Wendy gets uncomfortable
- Shine becomes more flirty with her
- Despite being uncomfortable she says nothing to prevent Shine from getting angry
- Shine asks if she wants to sleep at his old house (with Kat of course)
- Kat offers to clean up the house leaving Wendy and Shine alone together
- Shine tries to exploit her by making her help with his YouTube videos with no credit
- She doesn't answer to not seem like a gold-digger
- When they get home he conveniently remembers there's only one bed for them to sleep in
- She says no and Shine jumps to the conclusion that she hates him
- She corrects his retardation
- When they think Wendy gets to sleep Shine and Kat start talking about shit that happened recently
- They find out Ashley revealed her experience with him
- Shine gets pissed (and probably beat Kat)
- Kat says Shine shouldn't trust anyone
- Wendy of course hears this and feels awkward
- Shine gets a taxi for her to get back to her house
- They start to talk about Shine's inability to get laid
- Tells her a sob story about how every girl he'd dated before abused him
- She falls for the bait and wants to be with him
- Shine offers to cuddle with her next time they sleep over
- She agrees
- Text bombs her with sappy "I miss you DX" shit until they met up despite not even being in a relationship with her
- She goes along with it even though she's uncomfortable about it
- They talk later at night and Shine gets really close and starts touching her
- Coerces her into kissing him, eventually escalates into bigger things (not sex, lucky for Shine his jail sentence will be shortened)
- Shine was panicky the whole time
- Tells her Kat doesn't want him to be dating right now and this was just a one night stand
- Later Shine asks for sex and is swiftly denied
- They never hang out again and he never texts her unprompted
- When he does text back he's incredibly rude for no reason
- She asks what's wrong and Shine spergs out
- Says she's selfish and she plays the victim card too much
- Ironically, he then says he needs to think about himself more
- She kisses his ass because she doesn't want anymore of his tard rage
- Shine thanks her and later blocks her unannounced
Gallery of evidence
Despite saying that he is working on a manga, it is obvious that Kat draws all the work, which explains why it takes entire decades for any new updates to come out about it. This is arguably a good thing due to all existing concept art and videos looking like a shitty re-skin of Danganronpa, this being because it's his favourite game (which of course gives him full legal rights to rip-off their copyrighted content)
Actually, it turns out that he ditched his original idea to go to an even shittier one where the main character voiced by himself summons his waifu with magic or something, and it turns out that she's actually a psycho bitch for literally no reason. While this manga was actually releasedfucking dead
will archive l8r, there has been no further updates and Charlie has deleted the original video from his channel, either due to shame or due to realising his own stupidity, most likely the former due to his intense USI. Even his wikia only has one page and that's informing the 2 fans of the manga that the wiki is currently under construction, but don't worry I'm sure some day they'll have that all important update they've been waiting for.
I wonder what the date at the bottom was supposed to mean
A much better title
Although when used by the right people racism can be lulzy, Einshine goes about it in a very unlulzy way. Despite not even being from Japan he constantly strokes its tiny cock to make sure everyone knows how much he roves it rong time. Even in his video "COUNTRIES THAT EVERYBODY HATES" he doesn't even talk about Japan. Not only this but he also looks down on all other Eastern Asian countries as if anybody can even tell the difference between them and Japan.
If you've read the previous stories documenting Shine's ephebophilia then you will also notice his constant use of NIGGER when not only describing black people but also random black objects, in his video "BEST WAY TO SPEND VALENTINES ALONE!" at the 3 minute mark he writes NIGGER onto a piece of paper for no reason other than to offend people and that makes it funny, with this logic, every 12 year old boy on Xbox is a comedic genius, although that would actually explain his edgy sense of humor. Despite claiming that he only uses it jokingly, it's clear that that is a lie and he is just further proof that every German person is a nazi.
Possible knowledge of this article?
Oddly enough, despite having (supposedly) no connection to the internet at all and not even touching any of his social medias, a video where Charlie had the word NIGGER on bar of chocolate was the ONLY video he deleted in the entirety of any of his channel's histories. While it is possible that this was done in knowledge of this article's existence, it's also probable that this was done because he realized that edgy 13 year old humor isn't funny and just becomes try-hard when done by a closeted pedo that's in his 20s and seeing a twink in a cooking apron holding a chocolate with the word NIGGER on it when you search up someone's name probably isn't going to help get Charlie the job that he quit the internet for.
- Weeaboo - Is one
- Elliot Rodger - Will become
- An hero - Should become
- Chris Hansen - You should call
- Business email Be sure to spam it while calling him a weeaboo
-  Site that he forgot about. Is now as dead as his channel, and as dead as he should be
-  Another dead site.
- Pretty Ugly Little Liar
- shine is the best" Only has 10 tweets. 2 of them are saying "hi" to actual internet personalities and another is a tweet saying "
- Personal Facebook (No longer accessible)
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