Dillon Cossey

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Armed with over nine thousand airsoft guns, a few real guns bought by his sick fuck parents, and body armor, fourteen year old Dillon Cossey (alias: Shadow19462) was planning to go Columbine on his Pennsylvania school for great justice. Dillon was your average friendless loser who was bullied at school. Administration at Plymouth Whitemarsh Highschool were too lazy to do anything about this so they told Dillon to BTFO. While being homeschooled, Dillon met another loser named Lewis Bennet III, who would later become his co-conspirator.

He was ratted out and discovered by authorities before he could carry out the attack, which caused a lot of drama online; namely on JewTube with his "friends" Tanascheel and naturalselector89. Dillon was released from juvie back into polite society in 2014 when he turned 21.

Imagine how many guns he could've hid underneath all the fat


"Acting on a tip from a high school student, police found a 9mm rifle, two other firearms, about 30 air-powered guns, eight knives, five swords, two 16-ounce bottles of gunpowder, a bomb-making book, videos of the 1999 Columbine attack in Colorado and violence-filled notebooks, a ski mask, a poem Cossey wrote about a school shooting, and seven grenades, four of which were live in the boy’s bedroom." Apparently, this fat fuck named his 9mm rifle "Reb", in honor of faggy Columbine killer Eric Harris.

All the weaponry given to him by mom and dad

Dillon Cossey Apprehended

The obese 14 year old was exposed on the same day Asa Coon, another fat retard shot up a school. His attempt to recruit another boy backfired when the boy snitched him out. They were both suspended. Afterward, said snitch was rewarded greatly by the president and media for his honesty. Much lulz were had when aforementioned snitch and wigger Lew and friends robbed Dillon's house while he was in juvie multiple times. Dubya was butthurt. Film at 11.

Pekka-Eric Auvinen Connection

After his arrest was discovered, Pekka's circle of associates on Youtube held massive infighting after it was discovered that Shadow19462 (Dillon) was one of their friends. Several people flooded the channels of Pekka's contacts such as the whore Tanascheel, in which she disabled channel comments and deleted as many of Dillon's comments from her videos as possible. Pekka met Dillon through Myspace, when they met in some shitty Columbiner fan-clubs called "RIP Eric and Dylan" and "Natural Selection".


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See Also

External Links

mirror of Cossey's Myspace

Interview with him after he escaped prison

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