David Ritcheson

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David Ritcheson was a an hero to remember. One year after receiving surprise buttsecks from aryans screaming, "White Power" and wielding an umbrella stand right up his anus, Mr. Beaner testified before Congress in April of 2007 to put the fags in the slammer. Immediately after this heroic deed which guaranteed his death at the rapey hands of klansman he did the following brave thing, which should be an inspiration to victims of hate crimes everywhere:

He jumped from a motherfucking cruise ship.

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