DINDUNUFFIN

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When a young black man is shot and killed by a responsible white police officer, other blacks will hold a ceremony to honor the dead in which they burn cars, throw rocks, and destroy businesses. The sound of crying, screeching, and chest thumping is intermingled with chants of, "He dindu nuffins!" which is often assumed to be in English "He did not do anything!" This is, of course, a lie, since the phrase itself is grammatically incorrect; literally, it is the Ebonics of the phrase "Did not do nothing" which is a double negative, therefore, they "did something." Black people will shout this and attempt to gain sympathy from bleeding-heart liberals by talking about how "Black Lives Matter," while still making ample time to loot the local CVS or tip over police cars.

Origins

Originating from /pol/ after following the lulzy spectacles of nigger youths getting btfo after reverting to their jungle instincts in sight of police-wherein they either run like hell for no reason or pick a drug-induced fight with an armed officer of the law, mass chimpouts tend to occur where fellow nignogs make the boisterous allegation that DEYWAS GUD BOIZ. DEY DINDUNUFFIN. Or as white English speakers would say: "They were innocent of any alleged offences and unjustly punished for an assumed crime based only on race." However, converting the proclamation to actual words somehow doesn't make it any less retarded because niggers are always guilty of being niggers if nothing else, which we all know is cause enough for immediate execution. As a result, "Dindu Nuffins," or simply "Dindus" has become popular as a way to refer to niggers in public who, lacking self-awareness, won't detect the obvious implication as they continue their peaceful protests and CVS just kinda happens to burn to the ground.


In The Wild

Deciding that the destruction of civilization on a cultural level was insufficient, the dindus instead opted to raze cities such as Ferguson and Baltimore on a concrete level. The jew news will tell you that it was all races involved, but I'll leave that for you to determine as the cities have been looted of all contents except for sunscreen, Work clothes, and Father's Day cards.

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