The epitome of American masculinity. These men thrust into the back roads, pound the dirt trails through hills and valleys, and split the savage lands with a good and stiff shove. Their only goal is to spread white civilization into the muddy, dangerous wilds. Pushing their way through the plains, they beat off Native American tribes, struggle with each other daily, and follow their ambitions strenuously, with only their fellow cowboys for relief.
Old Cowboy Song
Well there once was two cowboys all alone out on the trail.
And they discovered they can sleep with another male-
Now they're having gay sex.
Cowboy gay sex.
And all that kinda shit you get on your TV.
Willie Nelson's Version
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cowgirl.HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. LITERALLY.
- John Wayne Bobbitt – the actor more commonly known as "John Wayne" who appeared in all those old Westerns.
- Heath Ledger – now dead
- Red Dead Redemption
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