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The Brownpill is a copypasta spawned in the fiery depths of 8chan. Its content concerns the antics of Sir Reginald "Pooperoni Pizza" Brownpill, who presents and narrates the video typically accompanying an organic Brownpill. Its author, known only as Based Brownpill Spammer™, spread the tenets of the Brownpill far and wide across the many boards of 8chan. A board, /brownpill/, was founded soon after for discussions of Reggie's visionary ideology as well as showcasing Brownpills found in the wild. Generous application of The Brownpill on problem areas is said to cure cancer.
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
"If only all the niggers in the world would just die....", Reggie sighed as he sat down at his kitchen room table, yellowish wife-beater stained with grease and sweat. He was a great ugly fuck of a man, fat, balding, beady, pig-like eyes swarthed in wrinkled fat deposits. "I guess it's that time of the day again", said Reginald as he glanced at the clock over the dining room window, nearly opaque with grease and fecal smearings. It was time, after a long, hard day of being a fat lazy white trash welfare slob, to release some of his pent up sexual frustration. So he meandered his way to the bathroom and whipped off his crusty sweatpants. "It's simple - " Said the turd horder. "I'll show them that I'm tough enough to get into the salty spittoon", he said. "Nobody will make fun of me ever again." He extruded a nice mushy log of freshly digested turd from his own asshole. While admiring its texture as it sat on the yellowed vinyl of his bathroom floor, he grabbed his brand new Digital Camcorder (that he borrowed from his friend tyrone in exchange for the use of his beat-up 1982 ford f150 to pick tyrone's cousin up from jail). With the camcorder in his right hand, and the brown shit loaf in his left, he briefly admires the heft and feel of it as it gently squishes through his fingers. He gingerly places the gooey ass shit directly into his mouth, not before being briefly distracted by a small chunk that fell off and stained his shirt with even more brown smears. He now twists the entire thing in half and reaches down and turds his ENTIRE fucking dick. "Uh oh.... as soon as I finish eating this turd I shall surely Fucking Die..... drats", says Reggie. Reginald then ate a turd and fucking died.
Sit down, my son, time for a tale
I bring you wisdom from this male...
Reginald, a man of class
Reginald had quite the ass
Enormous poop in his toilet
Grabbed the log that he just shit
I'll save this - said the turd hoarder
Need to grab the camcorder
And upload it, for all to see
Let us begin, spiritually
Down the hatch - he bites a nugget
Avast! The taste, he seems to love it
Turds ain't just for bottomfeeders
Erection full, 2 centimeters
Almost there, he chomps away
Fulfilled from his turd of the day
Using his feces on his dick
Creates friction with that brown stick
Knowing he's about to splatter
It's beautiful, the poo poo platter
Now Reggie lay, his dick little
Gets taken to the hospital
That day, Sir Reggie fucking died
Unzipped his drawers and poo pot pie'd
"Reginald died for your turds"
Don't forget the sacred words
He fucking died
sir reginald ate a fucking turd, jerked off with it and fucking died.
Roger Rundfunk gobbles a floater, jerks with a poo fragment, and fucking died.
Ripcord RootyTooty bites a fecal lump, cream pies a shit loaf, and fucking died.
RazzleDazzle swallows an anal whop, jelqs with a rump stump, and fucking died.
Reginald ate poop then came on some and fucking died.
Randy O'Handy chomps a loaf, yanks his diddle with a poop glob, and fucking died.
Red Rover Whistleblower gargles brown, goes to town, and fucking died.
Redge trimmer sledge hammer shits a plum, eats it, beats it, and fucking died.
Rob on the cob guzzles excrement, tugs his chubby with a gnarly shitball, and fucking died.
sir reginald ate a fucking turd on the dining room table, jerked off with it, and fucking died.
Officer Rope-Groper powers through a dung wad, yoinks his boink with it, and fucking died.
The Brownpill escapes 8chan
In October of 2015, Bintr Magmorganorts, passionate nigger hater and author of well-renowned fecal erotica across the globe, incorporated in the name of Sir Reggie the subreddit TurdsWithDicks. Like a firestorm of holy retribution, The Brownpill has begun to spread throughout the vast internets.
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