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Black Friday is the Friday after Thanksgiving. It is most popular for the human stampedes caused by Nintendo Switches in which the tradition is to trample at least 4 elderly women per Walmart in order to get a Nintendo before them. Occasionally moms fail to reach that coveted Switch before the other moms which results in such feelings as not getting to play video games right away. In America, this results in a high rate of going outside sometimes. A little known fact, it was created by the Jews as another scheme to get more golds.
Customary Black Friday Activities
As Black Friday was started by the groids, all Black Friday activities are modernized versions of customary activities in AIDSland. Such as:
- Breaking down doors and window
- Dancing on cops
- Dancing on niglets
- Grabbing expensive TVs
- Hijacking cars (see also GTA)
- Complaining about having to work
- Dying for bargains