|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Here at ED, the phrases "batshit insane" and "unwarranted self-importance" are liberally thrown around the tubes at any tart with enough brain cells to sign up for LiveJournal. But when we say these things about Bill9929, we sincerely mean it. Bill9929, alternatively known as Bill Peebles, is one of the most preposterous manchildren to grace the internet; an aspiring writer and wiki admin, most of Bill's time is spent authoring masterpieces on the Creepypasta Wiki when he is not occupied with explaining his erratic behaviors to Wikia staff. He is a known white knight for Clayranger89, even sharing some of the same interests as his partner-in-crime (and is suspected to be EASalert88). After being physically and emotionally impaired by the harm coming from words on a computer screen, Bill opened up the AntiEDGroup, another Hateline-like project dedicated to Taking Down ED. With Kevin Provance at his side, Bill thought nothing could go wrong.
The Alarm Clock
Boy Scout Troop 666
The Story of Weird Ozzy
After receiving administrative privileges on the Creepypasta wiki, Bill decided it would be a fantastic idea to impersonate Meepsheep by creating a sock from the same IP he uses for his main account, upload pain series, vandalize his own userpage, and then ban said account only to make a blog about how vandalism would not be tolerated. However, Bill failed to realize that Wikia staff have very little patience for high-level vandals and associates, and spend countless hours everyday globally blocking them and their associated IP (proxy) ranges, thus his account was frozen. His immediate reaction? Make a Wikipedia account for the sole purpose of posting "My name is Bill, I decided to be a user on here after a fag globaly blocked me on Wikia" (said revision can be located here, he blanked the page after discovering it was linked to in this very article). It was days until he realized that contacting the staff member who blocked him and explaining the situation might clear it up. Below is the friendly exchange between the two parties.
And they still don't believe him
[21:15:08] <Bill9929> how firesheep works is it captures the feed that an unsecured connection (kind of like when you listen on phone calls with another phone in the house) [21:15:10] koishi [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer [21:15:36] <Godisme> Bill, you are not blocked or bannedfromchat [21:15:45] <Bill9929> i was blocked globaly [21:16:01] <Monchoman45> You can appeal that at Special:Contact [21:16:12] <Bill9929> i have done that allready [21:16:20] ChanServ [[email protected]] has set mode +q *!*@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.188.8.131.52 [21:16:20] <Monchoman45> Wait for a response [21:16:23] <Rainbow_Dash> lol [21:16:27] <Monchoman45> Or that [21:16:35] <Gard|lurkmoar> eh? [21:16:47] <Araya> heh [21:17:02] <Godisme> whatevs [21:17:03] Bill9929 [[email protected]/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.184.108.40.206] has quit IRC: Quit: Wikia webchat: http://irc.wikia.com/ [21:17:09] <charitwo> bye meepsheep [21:17:12] <Monchoman45> Oh really
Further abuse of his administrative powers
—Because posting ASCII art is a bannable offense
—Another user infuriates Bill about his virgin problem
—Getting angry at a user for knowing more about basic markup than he did
—Gotta admit, he is right about the Ohinternet part
After being so distraught in the anus by this very page, Bill decided to open up another Anti-ED wiki to whine about the admins, users, pages, etc on another one of those free-hosting sites. Located here, his wiki is an upcoming lol-mine of aspies and former trolling targets, all looking to stoop down to ED's level. The only problem is - they're not very good at it.
—The intelligence of one of his users (likely a sock)
Typical day on the Anti-ED wiki
Provance Joins the Fun
While doing his usual rounds of e-stalking through Twitter, known cyberbully Kevin Provance discovered the Anti-ED wiki. Seeing at as a place to further his actions of posting incorrect dox of ED admins he found on Google, he joined under the name "Paul", the same name he uses in various communities when attempting to be an uber 1337 troll. He of course claims that this is not him, however the dumb bastard has a few brain cells too short than what is required to figure out how to use a proxy.
220.127.116.11 is Kevin's IP, packets ahoy.
ED goes in hard, no lube
ED eventually decided that it had drank enough of this juicy lolcow's milk, and proceeded to buttfuck Billy Peebles and all his little friends. Many EDiots crawled out from the depths of ED IRC to ddos the crap out of Billy's irc channel, smiting all of the users and consequently locking billy out of his own irc, while members of EDF2 vandalized the crap out of his articles. The slimy EDiots then moved their tentacles towards the mean old wiki itself, and proceeded to make the site notice much prettier, complete with dox of his parents.
Bill gets Dox'd in Freenode
Bill quits the internet
After realizing his futile attempts were only getting him in bigger and bigger trouble, Bill did what should have happened a long time ago: he deleted his twitter, shut down his computer, and wept in a lone corner of his room. Yet another victory for ED.
Return and reaction from his colleagues
Not more than a day after his massive sperg fest, Bill returned to his regular duties at the Creepypasta wiki, thinking he'd slide under the radar of ED. Sadly, he was mistaken.
Fortunately, the other users of the wiki are a bit smarter than Bill, and would probably not allow themselves to end up in the same predicament.
9:56 Cloverbeatme!! What does it mean to be Dox'd? 9:56 ClericofMadness It means someone found your personal information and have presented the documents thereof (Dox = documents) 9:57 Cloverbeatme!! Creepy... 9:57 Gamefuel2000 D: 9:57 ClericofMadness Something like Name, Address, IP, Parents, etc 9:57 Cloverbeatme!! I'm glad I'm good with the people of ED... 9:57 ClericofMadness I find ED amusing and highly enjoyable to read I have read so much of it over a span of years Bill, sadly, acted in textbook fashion 9:58 Cloverbeatme!! I think Bill is just feeding the trolls by trying to take down ED! 9:59 ClericofMadness No he wasn't just feeding the fucking trolls He was setting up a housing complex and soup kitchen 10:00 Cloverbeatme!! His insults were feeding the trolls...
Bill tries his old tricks again...
Bill did not learn his lesson the first time and decided to try another Meepsheep impersonation. When BlittleMcTardface linked his wiki in Creepypasta Wikia chat, he registered an account, and just a few hours later he made a sock account called "IAmNotMeepsheep" and vandalized the wiki with it. Blittle banned the sock, thinking it was Meepsheep (how would she find a wiki that doesn't even come up in Google search results?), but then he found this forum post, saying that it was his brother, when previously he had been told Meepsheep put him on a botnet. This conflict aroused his suspicion, and after asking what he should do, he was convinced of Bill's sockpuppetry and unleashed the banhammer on his other account. Ultimately it was pointless, as what is assumed to be something Bill did to make ED look bad backfired horribly and made a former friend join the dark side
Of course, Bill denied all accusations, but was overpowered by strong evidence against him.
After the above incident, Blittle and his e-friends were in a group chat on Skype. He told them of Bill's treachery, and MegaGPlus (one of the previously mentioned e-friends) posted it in Creepypasta Wikia chat. The chat was thrust into chaos, with Linkstar calling Blittle a traitor, Bill threatening to start an "AntiBlittleGroup", and ClericofMadness not giving a crap.
What McTardface Said
[8:57:41 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: read up on this butthurt creepypasta wiki admin: [8:57:41 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill9929 [8:59:29 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: in one part it tells of how Bill impersonated Meepsheep. I thought this was fake, but then something happened: [8:59:35 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: http://sm64.wikkii.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/IAmNotMeepsheep [8:59:38 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: this vandal [8:59:47 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: joined my wiki just hours after bill did [8:59:54 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: coincidence? [8:59:55 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: nope! [8:59:58 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: just chuck testa! [9:00:00 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: and then: [9:00:06 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: http://wikkii.com/forums/index.php?topic=714.0 [9:00:10 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: so yeah [9:00:17 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: my respect for him is now dead
The Drama That Resulted
# 6:05 MegaGPlus Bill9929... # 6:05 MegaGPlus I have something for you. # 6:05 MegaGPlus [8:57:41 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: read up on this butthurt creepypasta wiki admin: [8:57:41 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill9929 [8:59:29 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: in one part it tells of how Bill impersonated Meepsheep. I thought this was fake, but then something happened: [8:59:35 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill9929 [8:59:38 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: this vandal [8:59:47 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: joined my wiki just hours after bill did [8:59:54 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: coincidence? [8:59:55 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: nope! [8:59:58 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: just chuck testa! [9:00:00 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: and then: [9:00:06 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Bill9929 [9:00:10 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: so yeah [9:00:17 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: my respect for him is now dead [9:00:23 PM] BlittleMcNilsen: and i see him only as a butthurt moron # 6:05 Linkstar Well Blittle # 6:05 Linkstar what do you got to say? # 6:06 BlittleMcNilsen i got to say # 6:06 ClericofMadness And the point of that wall of pasting was to be a douche, mega? # 6:06 MegaGPlus yes. :3 # 6:06 BlittleMcNilsen his formatting is broken # 6:06 REDDOT Go ahead and disrespect people, nothing going to happen. # 6:06 BlittleMcNilsen and so are the links # 6:06 BlittleMcNilsen that is all # 6:06 MegaGPlus :o # 6:06 Linkstar The point is your a traitor # 6:06 MegaGPlus :D # MegaGPlus was kickbanned. # 6:06 REDDOT lol # MegaGPlus has left the chat. # 6:06 Cloverbeatme!! We can't kick Blittle for having a opinion... # 6:07 ClericofMadness Nope # 6:07 BlittleMcNilsen k # 6:07 ClericofMadness But I kicked Mega for trying to start shit # 6:07 BlittleMcNilsen now who wants pizza? # 6:07 ClericofMadness I DO # 6:07 BlittleMcNilsen omnom # 6:07 Linkstar Well hes a traitor if you ask me # 6:07 ClericofMadness just not 400 boxes # 6:07 ClericofMadness How, link? O_o # 6:07 BlittleMcNilsen yay i'm a traitor # 6:07 ClericofMadness What did he betray? # 6:07 Cloverbeatme!! OH NO! # 6:07 Linkstar I got my eye on you # 6:07 BlittleMcNilsen k # 6:07 Linkstar he seems like he wants to go to the other side # 6:07 Cloverbeatme!! You're still awesome... # 6:07 Cloverbeatme!! Blittle... # 6:07 Linkstar and join the trolls side # 6:08 ClericofMadness He believes what has been posted online about bill and then suspicious activity happened on his wiki # 6:08 ClericofMadness Link, please stop :3 # 6:08 BlittleMcNilsen no # 6:08 BlittleMcNilsen actually # 6:08 BlittleMcNilsen i didn't believe it # 6:08 REDDOT Who is Brittle anyway? # 6:08 BlittleMcNilsen until the suspicious activity happened on my wiki # ManraptorHurrr has joined the chat. # 6:08 BlittleMcNilsen and i noticed his explanations were inconsistent # 6:08 ClericofMadness Okay, then you read about suspicious activity and then something similar happened. # 6:08 ManraptorHurrr suspicious... ACTIVITY?! # 6:09 BlittleMcNilsen yes i guess # 6:09 MoMo6 cheik outz mah new Trollpasta http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/MARIO_GAYEM_IZ_EVIL!!!] # 6:09 MoMo6 i hate exclamation marks # 6:09 Linkstar So your saying Bill spammed and fucked up our wiki and not trolls # 6:09 BlittleMcNilsen how would trolls find my wiki anyways? # 6:09 BlittleMcNilsen it won't even come up on google # 6:09 Bill9929 There is no CheckUser # 6:09 ClericofMadness I didn't even know you have a wiki .-. # 6:09 Bill9929 I have NEVER abused multiple accounts on that wiki # 6:09 Bill9929 its not even on Wikia # 6:09 ClericofMadness Can we stop all the drama in chat, for the love of my sanity? D: # 6:10 BlittleMcNilsen you're already insane # 6:10 ManraptorHurrr I have a wiki. But it sucks. Lol. # 6:10 Bill9929 I am not insane # 6:10 ClericofMadness Oh, that's true. # 6:10 BlittleMcNilsen you are the cleric of MADNES # 6:10 BlittleMcNilsen *MADNESS # 6:10 ClericofMadness I am insane! Also, pm, check # 6:10 Bill9929 I did not abuse multiple accounts on your wiki # 6:10 MoMo6 ok just go on the trollpasta wikia and search for MARIO GAYEM IZ EVIL!!! # 6:10 Bill9929 i have never abused multiple accounts on this wiki # 6:10 Bill9929 Have i abused multiple accounts on other Wikia? Yes but that was years ago # 6:11 Cloverbeatme!! I'll make my guess... # 6:11 Bill9929 and i did the same on Wikipedia and other Wikimedia projects # 6:11 Cloverbeatme!! Bill9929 has a account on your wiki... # 6:11 REDDOT :\ # 6:11 Bill9929 There is no CheckUser to conform that that is a sock of me # 6:11 Cloverbeatme!! Maybe the trolls searched for Bill, then found your wiki... # 6:11 BlittleMcNilsen http://wikkii.com/forums/index.php?topic=714.0 # 6:11 Bill9929 Spidey665 and Luigirules33 are going to help me set up an AntiBlittleGroup # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen ..... # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen XDDDD # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen ROFLOLOLOLOL # 6:12 ClericofMadness Oh wow, way to look completely butthurt bill :| # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen THIS IS HILARIOUS # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen *drinks chocolate milk of glass* # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen I mean # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen uhhh...this again? :3 # 6:12 BlittleMcNilsen /discord # 6:12 Cloverbeatme!! STOP IT BILL! # 6:13 REDDOT Wowzee. # 6:13 ClericofMadness Seriously. Stop it right this instant. # 6:13 ManraptorHurrr hurr this is a weird night # 6:13 Cloverbeatme!! STOP BEING BUTTHURT! # 6:13 MoMo6 O_O wat's going on # 6:13 REDDOT Drama. # 6:13 Bill9929 Spidey665 and Luigirules33 are awesome, and DaNASCAT shouldnt of global permab& them # 6:13 ClericofMadness Nothing. Absolutely nothing. # 6:14 ClericofMadness Bill. Stop. Now. # 6:14 ClericofMadness I'm not going to say that again. # 6:14 Bill9929 SORRY # 6:14 Bill9929 I am just upset # 6:14 Bill9929 This is ruining my internet reputation # 6:14 ManraptorHurrr no kidding # 6:14 MoMo6 lulz yea # 6:15 REDDOT My reputation is like... # 6:15 REDDOT over 9000 # 6:15 REDDOT lololo # 6:15 Linkstar Wow i think i have a feeling that you might lose your admin Bill. Just stop okay please, If your upset try to calm down # 6:15 Cloverbeatme!! You're only ruining it more by starting A HATE GROUP! # 6:15 ClericofMadness >INTERNET REPUTATION # 6:15 Bill9929 I want to be VSTF, now i cant because of my internet reputation # 6:15 MoMo6 i think most people think i'm a troll :( # 6:15 ClericofMadness VTSF is invite only # 6:15 Flatomb878 Where's lolster # 6:15 REDDOT MoMo, you are just sociable. # 6:15 Flatomb878 ? # 6:15 Linkstar oh yeah cause None banned you and me on his wiki for no reason
Even ClericofMadness, the one who sysop'd Bill in the first place, found his butthurt ridiculous...
# ClericofMadness If bill bans you for stuff that is happening off-site, kindly email me about it. # 6:10 BlittleMcNilsen okay # 6:11 ClericofMadness That would be abuse of power ~.~ # 6:13 ClericofMadness My gods I am sorry he is being so childish. # 6:14 BlittleMcNilsen it's k # 6:14 BlittleMcNilsen it will just come back in his face as it will be added to his ed article # 6:14 BlittleMcNilsen if he carries it out # 6:15 ClericofMadness I really don't need one asspained admin turning this site into a mountain of work for the rest of us who have some modicum of sense
- Bill9929/logs - IRC logs from Cpt Chubby Cheeks
- Creepypasta/Retarded Creepypasta - where most of Bill's writing would be filed
baleeted his tweets are protected now His youtube account He still uses it.baleeted His blog- it's one of those .tk domains, lol, Bill shut it down but one of our users took up the domain and redirected it (and you know where it redirects to). His takedown forum. What could possibly go wrong?Looks like that "Create A Forum" took the forum down
- lol he's on Uncyclopedia
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