Armin Meiwes is an insane cannibalistic German internet hero who became known as the "Rotenburg Cannibal" or "Der Metzgermeister" (The Master Butcher or, more literally, The Generally Likable and Rather Quite Jovial Fellow if You Met Him Socially) after cutting off the penis of some guy he met online AND EATING IT.
Armin Meiwes posted an advertisement on the Internet, looking for a willing victim. Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes replied to his posting, and they arranged to meet so Meiwes could kill and eat Brandes. They both had a shitload of sick fuck sex. At the end, before killing Bernd, Armin cut off his penis and they ate it together. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis rare, but could not because it was too tough and as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper and garlic. The whole thing was video taped, and after many journalists saw it they took the pussy route out by whining like a baby to their psychiatrist. Armin Meiwes is now in jail, and the other dude is dead. Some believe he shouldn't be convicted at all since Brandes agreed to the act.
As of now, Armin Meiwes is no longer a cannibal. He no longer eats any form of meat for that matter. He now believes killing and eating people (even those who consent to the act) is morally wrong and he has since converted to vegetarianism because he thinks human flesh tastes far too similar to animal flesh. No, we're not kidding.
Famous homosexual band Rammstein learned of Meiwes in 2004 after reading a German news article about him in the midst of a circle jerk and mantrain session. Fantasizing and masturbating over thoughts of experiencing such acts themselves, they were inspired to write the song "Mein Teil" (German for "my thang"). They then put it on their album Reise Reise (German for "All aboard"), though not before also throwing in some lines evoking Nazi mysticism and other glorification of Hitler. This song is now Germany's national anthem, thereby proving that all Germans are Nazis and all Germans also love teh cock.
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