1-14 Jakarta Attacks
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| 1-14 Jakarta Attacks | |
| Nationality: | Indonesian 
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| Highscore | Killed 4, injured 24 |
| Top 25? | Lol nope. |
| Style | FPS, Co-Op |
| An Hero? | Yes |
On January 14, 2016, a bunch of ISIS sandniggers were playing another game of Counter-Strike that killed 4 people and injured 24 people in a shopping mall in the middle of Indonesia in a failed attempt to get the high score, two of the dumb Mohammed cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the North Hollywood Bank Shootout.The shitty attempt to recreate the Paris Terrorist attacks went about as well as you would expect with
ISIS apparently did this attack because they did a "Concert."
Perpetrators
The mastermind behind this attack was some faggot named "Bahrun Naim". His asshatery had placed him on several watchlists dating back to 2010, including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a terrorist attack. He also was known to suck Mohammed's dick everyday. (normal sandnigger shit)
There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack:
- Afif Sunakim Sunardi (got sprayed with police rounds)
- Dian Juni Kurniadi
- Ahmad Muhazab Saron
- Marwan Muhammad Ali (one of the two dipshits that blew himself up)
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High Score
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| Kill count: | 4/20 |
| Accuracy: | 3/20 4 killed, 24 injured |
| Style: | 15/20 Copycat Paris Mass Shooting |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Temporarily closed down every Starbucks in the whole of Indonesia. |
| Bonus: | 9/20 Accidentally Blew self up, got filled with lead by glowniggers |
| Total score: 49/100 (F) | |
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Federal Bureau of Investigation
See Also
- Terrorism
- ISIS
- Suicide
- Pulse Nightclub Massacre - The threequel to this shooting
